PaxtonPullman

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Ska. Pro Wrestling. Black bean burritos. My pets.

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Three Sheets Landscaping Company

Yo Rudy Giuliani just drunkenly fell into some chairs at the RNC lmao

My 2024 self talking to my 2001 self through a time portal: "Tenacious D is going to break up because someone tried to kill President Donald Trump. No, it doesn't make any sense to me either"

I'm an Indiana 4 but an LA 9.

More like J.O. Vance, amiright?!?

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it’s his day

My favorite band and very dear friends, Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band joined for a song. They happened to have the night off between tour dates and got a great hometown response.

You know who doesn't ever miss? Old Crow Medicine Show live, that's for sure!

If I taught at an elite boarding school, I wouldn't be inspiring like Dead Poets Society because I'd make fun of those little shits for wearing a coat and tie.

You know who doesn't ever miss? Old Crow Medicine Show live, that's for sure!

I was hosting trivia tonight when I guy came up 3/4 of the night being completed. I explained to him how it worked and he went to his table. A couple minutes later he returns the pen and paper saying "Brother, I am way too stoned for this shit. I'll try shuffleboard instead."

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why do the stranded NASA astronauts look like villains in a 90s kids movie after they got foiled by homemade traps

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Teacher pets grow up to be the coworkers who join online meetings 5 minutes before their scheduled start.

Time goes by too quickly. Call the ones you love NOW! And talk like Edward G Robinson but act like everything is perfectly normal.

All vending machines are used panties vending machines if you try hard enough.

I'D LIKE TO SEE SOMEONE TRY AND TAKE IT!* *as long as we don't have to get up from the davenport.

The Midwest needs to pay for its crimes.

New Food: Deep-Fried Ranch Dressingwww.mnstatefair.org

What's this I hear about a Gromit bowl?

Fuckin' sucks that my great great grandfather had to be some jerkoff farmer instead of being an oil baron. I deserve undeserved billions.

My nextdoor neighbors' 5 year old is at my house playing with my kid. She just looked at me and very seriously said "Every goofball needs to go to jail forever. You and my daddy are ok, though. I won't tell anyone."

I just searched for "Best Little Rascals episodes that aren't racist" so hopefully the NSA agent assigned to me has some good recommendations.

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The Boxer - Alison Krauss, Shawn Colvin and Jerry Douglasyoutu.be Paul Simon and Friends: The Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for Popular Song This clip is not for commercial purposes. I am not the owner of the music beat, video, or images.

Conversations with my 8 year old Me: When's the last time you took a shower? Boy: Ummmmmm, let me th- Me: I'm going to stop right there. If you have to really focus on it, that means you really need one tonight.

The Inside Out characters in my head

the Inside Out characters in my head

I really like this band and their full length is out today. Woman-fronted power pop with Thin Lizzy/Judas Priest style double guitar leads. Also, the band name is a Clickhole reference. youtu.be/lHqpz8H_Rrw?...

The Dreaded Laramie - Life Is Funny (Official Music Video)youtu.be From the LP "Princess Feedback", out July 5th, 2024 on Smartpunk Records. Grab your copy here: https://smartpunkshop.com/collections/the-dreaded-laramie Lyrics: You put your arm around me I'll be whatever you want from me I'm jumping out of my body You said you didn't want me And that's fine (I'm humiliated) You say life is funny I feel like I'm losing It's confusing I don't wanna play your game Let's just forget everything we said I could forget it if only you would let it Now every morning I wake up with a voicemail or two but You said you didn't want me I could forget it if only you would let it Slide but you're right in your midlife crisis and I have a penchant for unhealthy attention So maybe we're right for each other at least on– So maybe we're right for each other at least online --------------------------- Directed by The Dreaded Laramie Cinematography by James Dreffen Practical Effects by Virginity and William Cunningham --------------------------- Follow The Dreaded Laramie at: Instagram - /thedreadedlaramieband Twitter - /TheDreadedLarry Facebook - /thedreadedlaramieband TikTok - /@thedreadedlaramieband https://www.thedreadedlaramie.com/ Tour Dates: https://www.thedreadedlaramie.com/tour Merch: https://thedreadedlaramie.bandcamp.com/merch

Reassuring these two that the fireworks won't hurt them and that we'll never call a truck a "lorry".

"I don't wanna hear bout no damn queers. Now git back to playing Queen and Judas Priest!"

This is the classic rock radio station I would sometimes listen to when I was a kid

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I always thought my dog hated 4th of July because of the fireworks, but it turns out all this time he was just a 1700s English Sympathizer. 🤷‍♂️

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Keeping myself centered by thinking about Hulk skanking to the heavy heavy monster sound of Madness.

Yeah I'm into microdosing* *drawing tiny little twos

Every single sentence from every player started with "Bro".

I'm letting my kid play this Ghostbusters video game online, his first time playing a game with voice chat (supervised, of course). I was a bit worried he would be THAT annoying little kid but everyone else playing is that annoying little kid so it's all good.

Kazuchika Okada making my Kinsey scale bounce all over like a seismograph. 🤼‍♂️