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Paz Pardo

@pazsays.bsky.social

Talk like Sam Spade, live like Miss Marple. Real life: Buenos Aires. Fiction: debut novel THE SHAMSHINE BLIND (scifi noir alternate history!) from Atria Books
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Thomas-Kincaid-ass sunrise this morning
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We should go for a walk, have a picnic, I said. It’s Sunday, I said. It’s not like we’re going to miss any breaking news while we’re out— Anyway have a picture of a mountain, everyone
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I regret to inform you
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I mean come on, taking selfies in the reflection in the teapot has to count for something, work-wise
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No, google translate, I don’t think the author is trying to describe a massive building as a “cement mole”
uh, google translate, are things going ok over there?
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"Sir Archibald Stanton, from the Monster Raving Loony Party, accompanied by Gilly the ventriloquist's dummy, secured 99 votes." www.bbc.com/news/live/ck...
There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.
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Timeline Cleanse: Renault 4s I have Seen (today)
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uh, google translate, are things going ok over there?
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I feel like my phone deliberately misinterpreted the assignment
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Sato the Rabbit knew the way
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still hanging out, happy as a clam (that is a gecko)
Update: gecko was left outside in a “nest” (shallow tupper that it jumps in & out of, w/some fruit to attract bugs). It has proceeded to just…hang out there for two days, hunting fruit flies. Kid checks on “Shela” regularly. So I guess plot twists & happily ever after may exist irl too?
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This is what happened when I went to take Shela’s portrait
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Spotted in the wild: biblically accurate pants
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making of an argentine
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oh no I just googled earwigs and it got worse ("moist crevices" 😭)
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I’ll keep you posted
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Would you like to FEEL something?
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I know absolutely nothing about cars but my dream car would be a retrofitted Renault 4 with an electric engine
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I find it disturbing (at best) that Chan's op-ed & Leonhardt's follow-up newsletter happened at the exact same time that a Republican committee in congress is arguing that the NIH needs more political appointees overseeing funding of research bc otherwise they'll do what Chan suggests Shi did
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DID IT thanks owed to @fenomenoide.bsky.social for every tip I could hope for on the yogurt-making front
SOME PERSONAL NEWS I got a yogurt maker hit me with all your best yogurty secrets ty ty
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waiting for the bus nobody: buenos aires bus stop post: THERAPY, ALL YOU NEED IS THERAPY, HERE ARE TWO DIFFERENT FORMS OF PSYCHOTHERAPY TO CONSIDER I love this city
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SOME PERSONAL NEWS I got a yogurt maker hit me with all your best yogurty secrets ty ty
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one thing I love about the left-wing here in Argentina is that they fundamentally understand this; at a rally against the right-wing incel government's hatchet job defunding the public university there were so many Argentine flags that my kid wouldn't leave until we bought one to take home
Any movement that cedes symbols like the flag to the right has more or less ceded electoral viability.