Philip Bump: Can’t even get regular salmon anymore, because of wok.

Can’t even get regular salmon anymore, because of wok.

how to read this charred

My wife said she liked your joke better than mine.

Um, +1.

More like crispy shallnots

one should keep track of re-pond-in quantities if too small

"So...it's cooked in a wok?" "It's wok-style!" "...so is a wok involved?" "It's wok-style!" The waiter's smile sharpens "but it IS salmon?" "It's wok-style!"

You're telling me a wok styled this salmon?

Apologies if you were literally referencing this but it's what my mind went to youtu.be/KLHRjaUBb3o?...

Almost Pizza - SNLyoutu.be In this commercial spoofing DiGiorno, a mother (Kristen Wiig) convinces her family (Bill Hader, Nasim Pedrad) to eat what may look and smell like pizza, but ...

That’s tremendous

I'm not not referring to it!

Can't even spell woke right anymore because of wok

dudes wok

Yes

people are so shallot these days...

Waiting for DeSantis to say Florida rejects the Wok agenda

End wokness.

Go wok, go bok(choi)

Okay but seriously what does this mean

Keep aspiring to a better wok life balance

Twas grilled, and the slithy cloves Did fire and tumble in the wasabe: All mincy were the borogoves, And the mome raths out gravy. “Beware the Jabberwok, my son! The peppers bite, the herbs that catch! Beware the GruubHub charge, and shun The frumious Porch Drop Snatch”

Even the chicken is soy glazed

picture is from Yard House, correct? That menu styling looks familiar...

No, a joint in Mt. Kisco.

even the chicken's a soy boy

A+

Wok Mind Virus is Destroying Civilization! Elon was right!

So is it a char or a salmon, or some hybrid of the two?

All these wok genders...

Can't keep up!

Wok pronouns are ruining America.

But lobster hasn’t gone wok yet, has it?

But does it have mobster sauce?? #TBBT

A wok in the park!

Even the slashes are backwards now, thanks to wok

Who TF chars fish in a wok? You wanna char, use a grill or griddle. You wanna stir fry, use a wok. One or the other

It used to just be called pan seared smh

That means it contains no wok. Kinda like chicken flavored doesn't have any chicken in it.

Norway is a huge salmon producer. We pretty much stopped eating that nasty fish farm stuff

"Wok-style". So possibly anti-wok.

You’re clearly not in Florida, where wok goes to die 😂

Ok dad

sounds absolutely delish, even it will make me gay...

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