M. O’Lybdenum

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M. O’Lybdenum

@perchorin.bsky.social

Live in Northern Virginia but have been all over. Spent 14 years in Korea. Had cancer 3 times but am “ok” now. Gen X. Love cats. Will post about anything. Like to tell stories. My mom thinks I’m hilarious. My wife, not so much. ~Geography Bee Finalist~
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That works too. Just put me under Patrick’s stone.
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If you’re a music streaming service, and I choose “The Beatles” and you play one Beatles song followed by two Elvis songs you’ve failed in your very basic and easy to fulfill mission.
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Do the Steve Martin bit from The Jerk: I’M WHITE???!??
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*Ringo Starr voice* 🎶I’d like to be~ buried at sea~ in a nondescript body bag, with some weights🎶
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I would pin this skeet if that was an option. Make it legally binding.
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if it goes on much longer i am going to become the joeker
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It’s pretty hot out there, I don’t know.
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I’m willing to try all of the above.
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Wake me when we get to Designated Survivor.
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OK “My Spy: The Eternal City” why the fuck do an overhead shot of Georgetown and call it “Northern Virginia??” Drives me nuts and also it’s usually the other way around? Dave Bautista is from Arlington too, I know he didn’t sign off on this shit.
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Fucking hell every local news broadcast are you all at Tyra Banks’ pop-up ice cream shop today? Are all four news choppers circling overhead or are you just sharing one?
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Also it’s super cool y’all are reporting about Amazon’s record sales results of “Prime Day” considering every local news broadcast devoted approximately an hour of accumulated airtime over the course of the preceding week promoting the fucking thing for them.
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Was that his joke? I never knew.
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Yeah but I appreciate when people claim to be so I know I can just ignore their dumb asses.
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They’re a dark bunch them Sanrio folks.
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Via Gabriellus Landsbergis, the Minister for Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Lithuania: "This is Rango. Rango was rescued from our back yard and immediately promoted to Official Cat of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Lithuania."
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Didn’t we go through this like five years ago? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
An executive for parent company Sanrio set off a reaction after saying that Hello Kitty, the iconic character with a cat-shaped head, is a human third-grader from London. Fans across social media expressed playful disbelief.
Hello Kitty is not a cat. Fans aren’t buying it.www.washingtonpost.com An executive for parent company Sanrio set off a reaction after saying the iconic character with a cat-shaped head is a human third-grader from London.
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@keithpille.bsky.social you broke containment. Saw this on Facebook just now.
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