Josh Naylor is the master of what I think is genuine flyball watching or head down to first kinda stuff when he hits a tater. Been seeing it for weeks. I know he had a little slump there but it seems out of sync with reality in a charming way. You’ve got 20+ homers, dude. I think you probably got it
Imagine being Walt Disney’s granddaughter lmfao. I would never be able to exchange more than three words with someone like this without laughing too hard to continue. “Hey, you got the mouse with you rn? Lol you carry that fuzzy fucker around? Lol. Do the voice come on it’s your legacy.” Wild shit
Finally gonna get the “So Many Books, So Little Time” tattoo. That’s settled. Now to schedule it (got another 15 years until this comes back up, practically)
Been listening to songs on repeat so much more lately than I ever have in my life. I wonder why it is. I think I’m very caught up in particular phrases, tones, rhythms and want to experience them over and over. I think I also have a sense these things will be gone sooner than I want. And I want them
I could be great at standup (easy) but I don’t do it because I’m too much of a funlover. I’d be up there laughing at my jokes and folks would probably get annoyed about it. Understandable, but I won’t be fake and compromise on that. So I don’t. Makes it an easier job for everyone else u r welcome
Imagine getting a call from the president on your birthday. Nightmare. Oh not only a phone call but now I gotta talk to a racist uncle who acts like it’s a real treat he got in touch with me. No. Not for me. Do not call me.
What temperature are we meant to believe it is when everyone is wearing a light jacket over a short sleeved shirt on television. I know it’s fiction, but it is simply too unreal imo
