Paul Frazee: DMs on Bluesky will not be "end-to-end encrypted" until we are able to do some more protocol work. We have very careful access controls within our systems. If you're extremely privacy conscious, I'd recommend using Bluesky DMs to share your Signal accounts!

DMs on Bluesky will not be "end-to-end encrypted" until we are able to do some more protocol work. We have very careful access controls within our systems. If you're extremely privacy conscious, I'd recommend using Bluesky DMs to share your Signal accounts!

shame about eve's illiteracy tho

Way to out Eve as being illiterate, @pfrazee.com.

Think of it less as exposing illiteracy and more offering an explanation for why she keeps improvising instead of using the cue cards. Because encryption.

Come on, man; they didn't have an alphabet in Eden.

Stoopid publik ejukashun

Must get exhausting for poor Bob and Alice having everyone go on about who can and can’t talk to them

In my headcannon, Alice and Bob live together in a kind of 1950s sitcom setting. Eve is the wacky neighbor

Why don't Alice and Bob simply get a restraining order against Eve, paul

Wouldn't do any good because Eve Can't Read

Eve's Chairperson of the HOA.

Eve did nothing wrong, it's Mallory you have to worry about

what about the apple from the Tree of Knowledge then?

Eve, looking ruefully at the fruit from the Tree of Life: shit, i think i made a big mistake.

Snooping and tumbling in through the window crashingly like Dick Van Dyke

Bluesky is cucking Bob... so is Eve for that matter.

What show is this from?

Unfortunately, the show is a Bluesky exclusive and has not been televised broadly.

Eve is secretly Agatha Harkness in disguise

Are Bob and Alice married to Carol and Ted respectively? Is that why their DMs are encrypted? Are you too young for this joke? 😄

....probably? besides they're married to each other

Did you choose the names Bob & Alice randomly? lol

That's an extremely common naming scheme in software diagrams

Bless you sweet summer child.

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I got it. I am old

You and me both. 😄

This joke is why my servers never include Charlie and Dan.

the lady eve or all about eve?

sandra oh eve

bluesky in your diagram is, of course, Carol and Ted

Eve is from eavesdropping, which is itself from standing under the overhanging edges of a roof (the eaves) to listen in on the building's inhabitants - which is very 1950's sitcom inherently

Mallory the creepy neighbor cutting peepholes in the walls Eventually Alice and Bob complain to Trent, the landlord, but everyone really wishes they didn't have to trust Trent to be secure at all

There’s a remake waiting to happen

Last I heard they were in a polycule with Mallory. Can't decide if I'm happy or sad for them for this glow up or downgrade.

Eve listening in

You got it all wrong Bob is a dog and Alive is a cat. Eve is a security researcher

AGATHA ALL ALONG

in my head canon the reason they *need* encryption is because they are terrorists. who else needs encryption?

Union organizationers. But to the bosses it's the same thing

I’m more interested in how Ted and Carol fit into this.

bob and alice are canonically paul and mary bland from the paul bartel multiverse. but please dont tell the cops

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hell after they got out of all those logic problems where they couldn't communicate with each other this is probably a breeze

This is Carol and Ted erasure

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