In college, a friend of mine didn't know how to write papers, so when a 12 page paper was due and he only had six, he simply put a blank piece of paper between each of the pages (rounding out the count to 12). The professor drew that same red pen frowny face on each of the blank pages.
If a professor tried to prevent me from talking about Denny’s I would try my best to get them fired and if possible make them lose their home and family
Honestly, I think you were appealing to the reader and your intended audience and this should have gotten an "A-". I'm only subtracting some points because it's "Jar Jar Binks" not "Bink".
Bad grading. Paper clearly says "IF ya nasty", which the marker has taken to mean calling the reader nasty.
Clearly this is a case of the shoe fitting a little bit too well, and they have been unable to handle the truth bomb lofted their way.
Diction is an important quality in genuine scientific and scholarly writing, and your professor would be failing you if that person did not penalize your grade for reckless misuse of diction. It's a class on biology, not a class on amateur comedy, after all.
Who is this person that dares to question Jar Jar Binks existence and his reptilean origins? Have they not observed in detail his anatomy? The horror!!!
