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Gray ace, cis... maybe, he/they. I am always tired. | Discord: Azure#8971 | Bird site: @aguyuno
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I won’t lie I feel like I don’t know if I’d warn anyone. Not because I didn’t know it happened but because, I mean, supposedly I was dreaming; obviously it isn’t real!
Hey dude, wake up. You really had us going there for a minute. Bluesky? Discourse? What the hell are you talking about, we're midway through this monopoly game and you got really scared and freaked out after taking a very minor hit off these stems. It's September 10th 2001, everything's fine dude.
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"Sir a second house collection has been turned into a hotel"
Hey dude, wake up. You really had us going there for a minute. Bluesky? Discourse? What the hell are you talking about, we're midway through this monopoly game and you got really scared and freaked out after taking a very minor hit off these stems. It's September 10th 2001, everything's fine dude.
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in their defense have you see the burger king? Peak male form right there
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“straight” dudes be like
lmaooooo. imagining another version of this where he's crawling away from "talking to wife"
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Paranoia remains the greatest TTRPG of all time. I just killed off one a player's clone because my character with 17/20 unarmed combat with tic "believes he can fix anything [he cannpt]" tried to fix someone's ear. I actually rolled a success and used the game's luck stat to change to failure. Best
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Watching John Wick 3 on AMC. I maintain this is the best one, but lord things don't flow as well with commercials lmao. Anyway the raid fight coming up and that's really all that matters.
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Me when a random guy tries to mansplain something nerdy to me
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I'd like to thank the new My Hero Academia chapter for this panel, which I will be using from now until the end of time.
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I'd like to thank the new My Hero Academia chapter for this panel, which I will be using from now until the end of time.
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Texting "BIG LOWTAX" to Macron over and over.
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Conservatives: "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!" The Epstein Files: *name Donald Trump a bunch* Conservatives: "WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!"
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i am going to make One Post about the election and its this. and whenever i feel compelled to talk about it in any way shape or form i am just going to repost this.
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*Explaining memes to my mother* "So like a year ago... because millenials, and gen z I don't know which one of us did this, are the worst, there was a popular meme....... you know that loud ass sound a metal pipe makes when it hits the ground?" "Yes" "That" ..."That, what?" "No that was it" "WHY"
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Look at this boy. Look at him.
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I’ve just been told that this creepy weirdo decided to come back and repost their own old post instead of staying away forever or… I dunno… apologizing finally?
It’s gross they literally posted in discord group chats that he wished her death
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why am i only able to see like 8 posts
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hey that's where he broke his foot. did you guys know that? he broke his foot kicking that helmet. that scream of anguish was very real because he broke his foot kicking the helmet. that's what made the helmet fly so far because he kicked it so hard that he broke his foot
now watching the next of the trilogy because literally what else am i going to do while i'm stuck at home
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neil gaiman isn't reading your posts, but all the women who have been in coercive relationships, all the assault victims, all the rape victims on this website are.
you all have agreed that the harry potter lady is a cunt while having 20 years of refusal to forget inane harry potter trivia and calling yourselves "hufflepuffs" on dating sites or whatever bullshit. this is not hard. you're telling on yourselves and what you think of sexual assault victims.
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i took that bitches clothes!!!
Beat Malenia while stoned to the fucking bone with the help of a rotund “Wratthew”. Bless Wratthew for his increasingly panicked rolls as I decided to join the fray with Malenia at 10% hp
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me: idk what to do while sick youtube: do you want to watch an hour long professionally animated deep dive into explaining what makes the lockheed sr-71 blackbird so cool me: wellllllllll shucks i reckon i could be inclined
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Happiness is a warm Thai order
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Labour winning in Britain is, in theory, good. But I can't get past both Corbyn winning his seat and fuckin Sinn Fein taking over northern island. respect.
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keep hitting the reality of who they are- their true face is so fucking ugly even they will refuse to acknowledge it exists
The ramped-up hits on Project 2025 must be landing — Trump just shoved it right in front of the bus
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Homeowners can't get insurance in certain states because climate change is making it prohibitively expensive, but there's SEXUAL ASSAULT INSURANCE for churches
grooming industrial complex in shambles
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I think we can safely say the old man in a position of power is a rapist/abuser I don’t think we have to wait for trans inclusive people to come forward with information I think women who hate trans women still hate it when cis men rape and abuse cis women.
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people will wonder why victims don’t come forward and then be the why
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My mother, the epitome of "She confused but she got the spirit", trying to say she thinks someone she saw was nonbinary: "She... they... looked bisexual"