Phil Lewis: The Justice Department and SEC are investigating Tesla's use of company funds on a secret project to build a glass house for CEO Elon Musk

The Justice Department and SEC are investigating Tesla's use of company funds on a secret project to build a glass house for CEO Elon Musk

WSJ News Exclusive | DOJ, SEC Investigate Tesla Over Secret Glass House Projectt.co Federal prosecutors are seeking information about benefits paid to Elon Musk

People who deserve stones thrown at them should not live in glass houses

Prototype. https://bsky.app/profile/phillewis.bsky.social/post/3k67c7k4ciw24

The Justice Department and SEC are investigating Tesla's use of company funds on a secret project to build a glass house for CEO Elon Musk

WSJ News Exclusive | DOJ, SEC Investigate Tesla Over Secret Glass House Projectt.co Federal prosecutors are seeking information about benefits paid to Elon Musk

People who throw stones shouldn't live in glass houses.

I'm so glad someone made this joke.

👏👏👏

the idea of Elon Musk living in a literal GLASS HOUSE is simply too much 🪨

It's quite the invitation.

Totally unrelated but I’ve been collecting stones that I’ll sell for a very good price.

I wouldn’t bother. They’re going to make the house out of the same ballistic glass that they used for the CyberTruck. Oh, yeah, right. I’ll take a bucket.

Sell them to Elon. He’ll throw them himself. Just because.

Jfc knives out glass onion is becoming as accurate as idiocracy

Did he take his inspiration from the movie or did they take theirs from him?

TFW you thought Glass Onion was an aspirational tale

Is it AI if the jokes just write themselves?

Official soundtrack album for this thread.

The only way Elon's giant glass house would fit his personality better would be if it were 150 meters below the sea and surrounded by trained security sharks.

I gotta solution for that. A hanful of solutions actually.

This... is not satire???

...correct, this is not satire. www.architecturaldigest.com/story/is-elo...

Is Elon Musk Building Himself a Glass House?www.architecturaldigest.com A new report suggests that a top secret project Tesla has been working on over the last year was actually a home for Musk

Please please let him throw a stone from inside it as a joke and then realize why the saying is like that

He becomes a more fully-realized comic book villain with each passing day

Richest guy in the world and he can't even build his own house without embezzling funds for it? Dumb.

richest guy in the world*

There's a reason he got to be the richest guy in the first place

If this place is being built where I think it’s being built, the idea of a glass-walled luxury home is on par. This leech is already draining state and local resources before he moves in to a greenhouse on the edge of a city that’s, well, I’ll let the numbers speak for themselves:

Grab a rock and ride at dawn.

Anyone happen to have a trebuchet?

if it’s built to tesla standards you won’t need one

Hahaha

To on the nose

Elon throwing stones: hahahahaha this is great!

The Glass Onion

I was thinking of the Knives Out sequel, which involved a rather familiar tech billionaire who was a phony.

FFS. This isn’t The Onion, by any chance?

Ha, Glass Onion, holy moly this is wunnerful

hi sorry to come crashing in as a stranger but I had to ask: is that a Lawrence Welk reference?

Not intentionally, no! But maybe I unconsciously picked it up from older relatives who watched him? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Remember the Netflix show “Glass Onion”? Maybe he now thinks he’s the character, Miles Bron.

Yes, and god alone knows what the guy thinks. I suppose his ego protection reflexes might be egging him on to embrace the whole movie villain persona. Literally anything is possible with the man from (and to) Mars.

That’s exactly what I think. He’s so full of himself that he can’t separate himself from delusions.

Fully assumed this was a joke. Had to double check.

Me too!

They're also building Wonder Woman's plane.

No! No!!

come on!

Good

British slang for a military prison...

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