Wrygrin

@wrygrin.bsky.social

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Riffing the world. Satire, sarcasm, silliness, and more in one easy-to-use package. Enjoys B-Movies, Bad TV, Pop Culture of all types.

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It's odd, to me, anyway, how many people do not understand that when the computer asks: "save to your computer or save to the cloud" literally means: "save to your computer or save to someone else's computer"

make a movie cheesy #makeamoviecheesy Colby Hand Luke

Krull. No idea why. But if it is playing, I will watch it.

I think most movies I love this way have found their own audience and now have elevated scores from that. I proudly have Teen Witch rated 5 stars on my Letterbox’d. You know that scene with the dorky weed bro being the worst? And the guy she likes being an athletic nice boy? Yeah. That’s 👍

The Inside Out characters in my head

I'm so old I can remember when Infoseek was the superior search engine.

I'm so old I remember when Yahoo really did have an index of every site on the World Wide Web

What song are they listening to? Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows Leslie Gore

What song are they listening to? I’ll go: Love Removal Machine, The Cult

"WE DRANK FROM THE HOSE" Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.

i hate to have one of these at all but my big "WE DRANK FROM THE HOSE" opinion is that people younger than millennials really can't imagine what coming of age in a time of media scarcity meant - like, I would read about records and movies and not actually be able to see them for YEARS

No one understood his quest. No one understood his pain. No one understood a damn thing he ever said. Q*bert: The Series.

Wrong guesses only

New York Times: "Trump Found Guilty on All 34 Criminal Counts: How That's Bad News for Biden" #TrumpGuilty #Guilty #Traitor #News #Verdict

Jerry Seinfeld: "I just got tired of people who didn't know me having a positive opinion of me."

Unsolicited st. nick pic

Unsolicited stick pic

You're going to be a vampire. Who's turning you?

I'm ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 eating a rather large cookie

I'm ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your Hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way

Whispers: "Don't panic. He's right behind you."

Greatest phone call scene

@vancityreynolds.bsky.social You were almost there. "Whiskey Snikt" Missed opportunity.

It cost $.25 to call your mom or dad from a pay phone at the mall to ask them to come pick you up. If you didn't have a quarter, you could call collect and give the name "pick me up at the mall" as the caller.

Telly used to stop at night

"Who would have ever imagined? In a case where a gag order was applied to the defendant to keep the jurors anonymous, the judge admonished me, a reporter, from identifying jurors. What kind of twisted logic is that?"

This Just In: The Juice is no longer loose.

Norm Macdonald’s Best Jokewww.youtube.com R.I.P. Norm Macdonald, one of our favorite comedians.#NormMacdonald #OJSimpson #FootballJokes

And somewhere, Bonnie Tyler wraps up her set...

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From NASA

"Earthquakes! Eclipse! Truly dark omens telling the country to repent!" Ishmael, 753 BC & Marjorie Taylor Greene, 2024 AD Also, who should repent what, exactly? I lost that section of the manual.

Ever look at those turn-of-the-century ads touting the benefits of assorted nonsense like "electric" belts, hats, etc., and think "Who could fall for that?" That's AI, right now.

Breaking: Media executives lift heads briefly from cocaine to make decision. Act surprised when employees revolt. Reverse decision and return to cocaine.

Okay photoshop fiends you know what to do:

I'm no expert, but I blame the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse on the new formed migration patterns of the Loch Ness Monster and haunted WW2 U-boats.

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Katie Britt must really hate the art her kids give her.

Category: People looked older in the past Submitted as evidence: Photo of David Janssen as Richard Diamond, Private Eye. He was 29-years-old.