pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”: What if a Christian baby shot you dead with a gun. There’s no question here, just a scenario to imagine

What if a Christian baby shot you dead with a gun. There’s no question here, just a scenario to imagine

I think this is how most cop shootings go

oh my god

oh my god is exactly that the christian baby with the gun said when he shot me, I think I might have been some sort of sacrifice

🔥 🏆

I think I would not like that very much.

Sounds like the baby here is YOU 🫵

😭

Babies are good actually.

Not the baby that murdered me!

My town raised a statue to the baby who murdered you.

Disappointed but not surprised.

with white or brown gravy?

WELL THAT DEPENDS ON THE BABY DOESNT IT

It's happened before

That baby is upholding classic crusader values. That’s what.

That sounds like something totally justifiable if you parlay the 1st amendment, 2nd amendment, and the Dobbs decision.

Nasty way to go, but the baby would get my estate.

Pretty common thing, actually.

Checkmate, atheists!

Why would a Christian baby explain its masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you impacting its outcome? It already did it 35 minutes ago.

Better a Christian baby than, like, a Hayden, Cayden, Brayden, or Aiden baby. That’d be such an embarrassing way to go.

Automatic pass to heaven

Shot through the heart, and God’s to blame Baby you give giving babies guns, a bad name

Justified (2010-2015)

Wouldn't you feel silly... oh wait. No you would not. You would be dead.

Number of times a real gun has been pointed at my head by a Christian baby: 5

Will it be cute? I would be ok if it’s cute boat

Fairly good chance of it in the US

ancient Simpsons spoiler

We've all been there, brother.

Is this not a regular thing over the pond? 🇺🇸

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This is far more likely than the parachute scenario.

The only thing that can stop a bad baby with a gun is a good baby with a gun. I’m not going to blindly assume that this baby was the latter.

wow, much to think about🤔

Is it lethal? Is it quick?

I guess I would thank them for their service

When that baby finally makes it up to Heaven, we're gonna have a few words about Gun Safety. It'll probably take awhile because by the time they die, I'm pretty sure we'll all just give up on trying to have any gun laws and instead just opt for a weekly Purge. 🤷

is it a scenario or just a news story from florida?

Terrifyingly plausible hypothetical

Blast Baby

Does the Stand Your Ground law apply to crawling?

Yes, I remember who shot Mr. Burns

One of us would find out something to our advantage, or not.

Happens every day

ouch

No imagination necessary edition.cnn.com/2014/12/30/u...

Mom fatally shot when son, 2, grabs gun from her purse in Walmart | CNNedition.cnn.com A mother, 29, was killed in an Idaho Walmart when her 2-year-old son in the shopping cart grabbed a gun from her purse and accidentally shot her.

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