Kass Assassin

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Genderfluid glampire with good hair and bad judgement. Adults only, please. They/it/(others depending on context)

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holy fuck this dating profile gave me emotional whiplash

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“…the Democratic party is best understood less as a political party organized to enact or protect specific policies than as a professional association committed to protecting its most valued members.” woof

I wrote about how the Democratic Party brought us here for The Guardian. theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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Boeing is pleading guilty to a fraud that killed over 300 people. Their punishment is fines. At least one person made a decision to perpetuate this fraud, so why is nobody going to jail? If corporations have the same rights as people, they should face the same criminal liabilities as well.

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seen talk of how dems have no wishlist counter of their own to project 2025 and imo this isn't even just "they don't care about us", it's also "they have no ambition even for themselves either". like "keep doing insider trading" and "have cushy job until dying of old age" is not a big dream

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girl dinner (i'm biting your neck and sucking you're blood)

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The thing I find most frustrating about online discussions between people on the left who identify with the Democratic party and those who don't is that the discussions tend to ignore the agency Democratic leaders have in calculating which voters to cater to and which to neglect.

If they ban masking on the subway it will impact exactly 2 of the people on this train car, including me.

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facebook, which employs a pro-israel censor on staff, is suppressing direct links to haaretz’s reporting on israel’s massacre of its own citizens on october 7

haaretz confirms that an unknown but extremely significant number of the israelis that died on october 7 and whose deaths were subsequently laid at hamas’ feet were killed by friendly fire on israeli military orders

IDF ordered Hannibal directive on October 7 to prevent Hamas taking soldiers captiveapple.news 'There was crazy hysteria, and decisions started being made without verified information': Documents and testimonies obtained by Haaretz reveal the Hannibal operational order, which directs the use of...

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Do you remember a couple years ago when Boston Children’s Hospital was targeted with bomb threats because of disinformation of their gender-related services, and a woman was arrested? She was convicted, and in the defense sentencing memorandum is something interesting.

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Just to be clear, this is Silicon Valley VC bro/Musk acolyte David Sacks coming down on the side of the Le Pen family, whose patriarch called Nazi gas chambers a "minor detail" of history and whose ex-wife alleged he nicknamed Hitler "Uncle Dolfie" while snarling "The Jews are invading France."

It’s amazing the extent to which our billionaire tech bro overlords are just telling us out loud that they are rooting for fascism. Makes me slightly nostalgic for the days when American plutocrats plotted against democracy in secret.

The right believes that only the right has a legitimate claim to power, therefore any win by any candidate to their left by any means, no matter how mundane, amounts to a coup regardless.

The far right cope machine is already trying to manufacture a narrative about the massive loss the French fascists faced today. They are scared they can sense what’s coming to America and it’s not fascism. Popular fronts win and scare fascists. Keep them on the back foot they are weak and scared.

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Also worth noting a common theme: strategic voting/unifying behind a single candidate to defeat a candidate you both don't want to win, a normal democratic practice, being redefined as "cheating," "dirty tricks," "collusion," "a coup"... thus justifying actual cheating/dirty tricks/collusion/coups.

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Curious how France is described as political chaos because two parties with ≈60% of the seats in Parliament will negotiate a PM, whereas Netanyahu is always described as the will of the Israeli people, rather than the negotiated choice among eight parties with 53% of the seats.

Honestly, what kind of bananas frame this story like this? Is shit serious or not, fucken freaks?

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if the body is going to keep the score it should at least have those little bowling alley animations too

guacamole is healthy. it's basically a salad! the chips are but its croutons

I made guacamole and it's so fucking good ✨

me 15 minutes after giving someone head:

it has been too long since i gave someone head. i need to fix this

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I will bang this drum forever: in THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE FREE: THE GERMANS, 1933-45 Milton Mayer interviewed 10 ordinary Germans after WW2 to learn how fascism took hold. There was never a moment when everyone woke up:

if you’re waiting for everyone around you to wake up, you’ll wait forever. this is how the people grinding our bones to make their bread WANT you to be. paralyzed, alienated & purposeless

the plan is simple: seduce a wealthy man without ever using any apps or going outside or interacting with anyone whatsoever

I promise my discord server is safe ...because none of you motherfuckers are in it

when I was younger I didn't like the lyric from the Ohio Players song Fopp that says, "You can Fopp until you're 94", because my maternal grandparents were older than that and it felt exclusionary; however in retrospect it's clear they were in no condition to Fopp at the time

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i am in serious trouble & do not have much time. i really urgently need the help. Please. i am working. It's not enough. I am a creator so I can definitely make content or sell some but I really need #MutualAid #HelpSky to help out. i am begging you to please, please help me. 💕💸🦊✨

imo there should be a Farscape Aurora Chair playset that can fit a Crichton or Stark action figure, and when it spins they produce realistic tears and mucous

a friend got me a Scorpius action figure for my birthday one year, it comes with a tiny neural chip spike

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To my NYC people: NYC is definitely having a covid bump with more aggressive variants. Do what you gotta do to stay safe(r) ❤️‍🔥 gothamist.com/news/nyc-cov...

NYC COVID cases up 250% in 2 months — and this variant's harder to duckgothamist.com The increases is driven by the new FLiRT variant.

the debate was like those parts in Metal Gear Solid 2 where the Colonel is glitching out in conversation with the player and saying incomprehensible shit, but if that described both participants

If you paid attention to Trump's side of the debate, he had the same underlying problem Biden did, where over and over he would start a sentence and realize he couldn't say or remember the words that would come next, but where Biden stalled out, Trump just switched to blurting something unrelated

Metal Gear Solid 2 - Colonel Campbell Crazinessyoutu.be Campbell goes crazy, nutty, and all round spooky in MGS2. Add &fmt=18 to the end of the url if sound is out of sync.

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Kathy Hochul thinks this man is her constituent and the three New Yorkers he killed are not.

Kathy Hochul bravely defending the rights of New Jersey drivers to kill New Yorkers under their irresponsibly huge trucks for FREE because why come to the city and drink and then take the PATH home when you could just murder people

"there are only 2 genders and 11 of them are different types of guys" "it's not gay for a lambda male to top a zeta male"

hotfix male. release candidate male. shovelware male

I have actually not seen anyone defending Neil Gaiman on my timeline, so I'm surprised when I see posts calling out his defenders

if my ass is not groped or smacked at least once every day this bomb will go off