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Music, poetry, jokes, politics and polemic
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If you want access to free books, please get a library card. In the US, the more people there are with library cards, the more funding libraries have access to. Libraries provide more than books. They are a community resource. As an author and reader, I support libraries! #books #libraries
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Getting shot doesn’t necessarily make you no longer a pain in the ass
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Costa is a good way to find out what a Coca-Cola Chicken Shwarma Flatbread tastes like
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Remember how the right turned Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero? For shooting people at a racial justice protest?
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No good can come of this *gestures at the universe*
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I revoke my like, doge coin designer man
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Hey Siri, say “here’s what I found on the web” instead of telling me the answer again
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Which episode of Sesame Street was it that Oscar swatted Alan?
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Sriracha baked beans yo
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Gonger: why did you do all that online shopping Cookie? Now I have to claim it was credit card fraud to stop our food truck getting repossessed
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I left my phone charging yesterday evening instead of staring at it for hours on end and I can’t remember how it works anymore
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“Good value”, I exclaim at the shopkeeper, who knows better and knows I am only trying to catch him disparaging my enthusiasm, his smile unmoving but his eyes micro-roll.
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These mushrooms are dressed up as hot chocolate
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Who do I speak to about a drafts folder, some of these need some work
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Thanks for saying my posts are niche… “Eesh”? That’s still good, right?
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“Lively up your shelf” would be the theme tune. To be honest Mr Marley, without your father’s song in the ad, we may as well just abandon production of this shelf beautification tape, thank you so much for your time, you have a beautiful office
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Lieutenant Commander Data, get that frisbee off my bridge
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Ah no way, THE Hotstepper?
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No joke here (sorry): Homelessness in Finland is very low because they provide small apartments and mental health support without any conditions attached to it. 80% of those who use it get jobs , gain stable housing, and sobriety But thanks for the plastic trash can in NYC, Mayor Adams
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The SCOTUS conduct can only point to their complete obliviousness to how much they have ensured that the engaged part of the electorate will never let the right appoint another justice, for as long as these regressive, repressive decisions stand
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Trampoline suggests the existence of Ladyoline
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Desperately annoyed at my own brain for instantly evaporating the memory of the enjoyable dreams and constantly drawing my attention throughout the waking day to unpleasant ones for months afterwards
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If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it
If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it
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I have so many ideas for Doctor Who villains and no capacity or inclination to steer them intact past the executive producers at Disney. “Yeah, give her antlers, IDGAF”
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guys, are you sure we’re all ok with this government whose theme song is literally called The Red Flag, seems a bit suss
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Top google trend in the Uk tomorrow: “What is Labour’s manifesto?”
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I just hate it. *Points at everything.
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As a Scottish voter in the uk, not looking forward to finding out which version of “send them back” England has chosen this time
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Someone stole my recycling bin. Meditating on how to avoid paying the rage and injustice forward unconsciously, fearing it will be impossible