Rachel

@slightlycaustic.bsky.social

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Coffee, chocolate and cats are pretty much all I like. Study, work and travel is all I do. Married mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine. All of them. Anti conservative. All of them. I Smiled and waved.

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If it’s hot in your area, think about going and dropping water bottles to the homeless in your area that you know are overlooked by agencies.

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No thanks crimson and clover. I’m going with the lilacs and lavender.

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I can only say “that’s crazy” so many times before it becomes noticeable that I in fact don’t care what you’re telling me.

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*covered in silly string* If anything I feel more serious now

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Have we considered this whole thing might be a psychotic drug trial?

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"Friends with benefits," but the "benefit" is that we're not friends.

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Past a certain time turns into pasta certain time because my phone auto corrects my speech impediment.

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Me: Fuck…I need a break from the constant barrage of American politics. UK Politics: How do you do, my good sir?

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annoying, like a christian rock band pretending to be secular

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Once you accept, truly in your heart, that the laundry is never done, then you will know peace.

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While you were sleeping, the Fae replaced your cheese with a changeling.

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*towering over you* what did you say about the fluffiness of my pancakes?

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sometimes my nose whistles when I breathe, the horrors persist

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A bird almost hit my windshield and I swear I heard it say “what the flock.”

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[walks into restaurant kitchen to see a shrimp frying rice] the prophecy…

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Live, laugh, lick the toad

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Enjoying a bite out of every ominous message from the great beyond it's a smorgasouija

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Live, laugh, launch me into the sun.

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Believe in yourself, you dumb motherfucker.

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Live, laugh, sorry about the toilet.

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Live, laugh, level up

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My bologna has a first name It's *does gang signs

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If you ever think you’re too insignificant to make a difference in the world, just look at how much dumb shit one person can accomplish repeatedly on social media.

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live, laugh, leave me alone

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Rival dads in the Lowe’s barbecue section are arguing about peak smoke point but turns out one was cooking with avocado oil and there was a gasp.

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I suck in my gut when I repost the ppl I find attractive because, you never know…

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I’m sorry you mistook my dull and vacant stare for wisdom

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We all have way more things in common than things we don't. It'd be neat if we all realised that.