MJ Mackenzie

@redheadmuppet.bsky.social

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Redheaded nerd, pansexual pixie, and absolute goober.

Lately I’ve been drawing a lot of silly cats, but I also make things out of wood, and fabric, and resin, and tiles, and glass, and clay, and sometimes I write… one of those artist types.

She/Her

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Tried to darken my hair and I think I’m accidentally a brunette. Fml

Have arrived!

One of my favourite things to do in the summer is hike down the mountain and finish by jumping into the river when I get to the bottom. It’s the only reason I pay the insane amounts of money it costs to live here.

Fairy Core

I’m too shy to play TTRPGs but I really like character and world building stuff and I’m great at strategy stuff… so can I just start a game with other shy people and we can blush and mutter together?

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I want to start an ad campaign: "Instead of high speed rail we got... Theranos." TAX BILLIONNAIRES "Instead of universal healthcare we got... Juicero." TAX BILLIONNAIRES "Instead of clean tap water we got... NFTs." TAX BILLIONNAIRES

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Me, in the confessional: bless me, daddy, for I have sinned Priest: god forgives you, kitten

Sometimes I think I’m the only person my age who doesn’t have any tattoos

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Human Hopper rough portrait. A Bug's Life fanart. #art #humanoid

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“I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again”

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Enjoying 5 minutes of peace in the morning sun before I have to chase an 18m/o around a waterpark for two hours 🙃 #bestauntie

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This made my morning

I fucking haaaate marriage culture. So so so much.

Whenever hot guys in their 30’s flirt with me, I always wanna just ask if their dads are single. Like… can you give *him*my number instead?

BRB just watching Bluey with my nephew and crying forever 😭

“I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again”

First day out in the sun and I’m immediately burnt. Damn ginger genetics.

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You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favourite muppet is

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Me at age 11: "How is that an F?" Me at age 43: "No, seriously."

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HOW IT STARTED: [me, crying] HOW IT’S GOING: [me, crying and sweating]

I have a theory that I’ve never been able to test, but I suspect puppeteers are great in bed.

Enjoying 5 minutes of peace in the morning sun before I have to chase an 18m/o around a waterpark for two hours 🙃 #bestauntie

Never said who mine was…

You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favourite muppet is

This made my morning

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“Still punk,” I whisper, as I slide on my Croc Martens…

Feeling really crummy today. Feel free to validate my existence. Thanks in advance.

If I yell at this sewing machine loud enough, do you think it will actually start working properly?

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I don’t strictly define myself as a millennial, but I am fluent in Simpsons quotes.

You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favourite muppet is

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