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Gonna be honest, I'm at most the 4th-best otter on here
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I will pet this dopey idiot until his final day and it will never be anything less than amazing
if you have pets, go pet them right now. like a lot. really take this opportunity to annoy them with how much you love them. they deserve it.
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Man Gerry usually doesn't give a full-throated endorsement like thi-HAYWAITAMINUTE
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I have spent the entire TdF time trial stage wanting the countdown guy to please fix his expensive ass watch already
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There have been other high-stakes situations where age-related concerns had to be put aside
There have been other high-stakes situations where age-related concerns had to be put aside
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Yep, that tracks
Well goddamn if they didn't have me pinned. Gift link if you want to do yours. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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I don't know if there's a better summary of Tim Duncan's status with the Spurs than the fact he clearly showed up to the draft from a Caribbean beach & feels comfy as hell surrounded by dudes wearing collared shirts
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Watching one of the finest cinematic entries in the Jason Statham extended universe
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Most of the time the "What's Wrong With Your Dog" subreddit is just dogs making dumb faces, which is great, but every once in awhile there's a post that separates itself
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If you see this, post whatever you want
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Watching football fans freak out about the Big 12 selling its naming rights as a pro cycling fan is pretty funny
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I'm regularly reminded of these lyrics in Icicle - Problem
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Like, how do you top this She's Spider Xavier
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One of the characters died when their ambulance got hit by an empty dump truck... which was going full speed 20 yards from where the road ends into a river. Was the driver pulling a Dukes of Hazzard
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I don't know anything about cricket but somebody posted this on a Discord and I need people to see it
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I don't know anything about cricket but have to pass this along
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I'm not even joking
GF leaves town when I'm 25: excited about going to the strip club Wife leaves town now: excited about power washing the patio
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