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well a bird just dropped some business directly on my arm so I guess it’s time to work indoors This is allegedly good luck so congrats! This sounds like a thing people made up to make people who got pooped on feel less bad! Bird crap used to be
more valuable than gold, so maybe that’s a part too? I can begin my own personal guano operation How many poops until you can be legally colonized by Uncle Sam? As Scrooge McDuck says, “Every fortune begins with a single dime.” I’d probably keep my mouth closed while swimming in my guano pit, but same energy. 
