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this tastes like processed ass 50% cardboard 50% depression
y’all they got pizza vending machines out here
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the worst part of all of this is even though the entire time we were moaning and groaning how gross it was for some fucking reason we finished it
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What matters is if you find yourselves with an unquenchable desire to return to the machine, then you should be worried.
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Even if it’s bad pizza, it’s still pizza.
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I’m so glad you tried it and also not surprised at all. Machines do not make good pizza! One of the most important ingredients in good pizza is amore!
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yeah this is what i was gonna guess for a pizza "ATM" in Florida of all places
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Oh my goodness, that looks abysmal. Microwave Red Baron pizza is more appetizing.
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The color and texture of the crust is concerning
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I can spell bourgeois every time but connoisseur took me a while
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wait is eating ass bad now?
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I applaud you for your daring-ness!
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holy fuck this is both the saddest & most rad thing i’ve ever seen. will be bankrupt in 3 months time 😵💀
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They have these all over rural north-east France where we often drive down for a break! Have always wondered how this machine even works and if it's just frozen pizza heated up on demand.
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it's still impressive that the machine can freeze pizza and cook pizza at the same time, even if it's not good.
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I seen frozen pizza that looked better
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i was hoping it was at least that but it was so much worse
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Why do you know what processed ass tastes like homie
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I don’t wanna post the Michael Bluth opening the dead dove bag meme but
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