Mad Physiologist

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Humanist, Deadhead, Gen-X. DC explant, current Marylander, 4-ever Old Bay enthusiast. Has a plant h̶o̶b̶b̶y̶ problem. Pretty squirrelly 🐿️. White Hat military scientist & aerospace physiologist. Fly Navy!

Pfp ALT: me, standing inside a papier-mâché shark

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I’m organizing old war shit and this is how I cope

Welp, dry cleaner just destroyed my drapes. The blackout lining is now six inches longer than the drape itself. Did they launder them or WHUT 🤬🤬🤬

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Banana pancakes & bacon. (And iced latte!) My pancakes are gluten & dairy free, but my neighbour gets so giddy when I tell her I’m bringing some over. The secret is my cinnamon & white pepper in it. Any time cinnamon works in something, so will a bit of white pepper. Game-changer. 🍜🍽️

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Werner Herzog’s “Lessons of Darkness” will show you - among other awful things - why a lot of veterans have lung disease. Absolutely horrific. (Why no, I don’t enjoy patriotic holidays anymore.)

If you see this, post a bird

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Okay I know dying sucks but how about chigger bites ON a poison ivy rash

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Hey all you people with reskeets turned off, did you know you're missing out on a great opportunity to BUY MY BOOK and support an indie author who's just escaped a lifetime of abuse and could use some support rebuilding his life from the ashes? Did you?

Until the Winds Diewww.kickstarter.com A book about gods, magic, war, and love.

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i gave my bare feet to the ground and gave thanks there was ground to stand on i complained inwardly at the dirt and uncomfortable textures and gave thanks i could still feel them under my feet i gave my bare feet to the ground hoping roots might tether me to this life probing for water and truth

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Me: a Marylander who can pluck blue crabs from the dock behind her house for free, but wants fancy/different stone crab crabcakes. Also me: …”needs old bay”

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when I was a child, I thought smart people were in charge. when I got older, I realized you didn't have to be smart to be in charge. but the piece that was hardest to learn is that no one is really in charge at all. no one's going to fix it beyond us.

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There’s a meadow of them and they fill with a regional native flower called the camas and the First Nations nearby used to (maybe still do!) use it as a tuber.

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Your honor, with all due respect, Goonies r good enough

Your honor, with all due respect, we can dance if we want to

Reading this, again, lately “…As soon as the generals and the politicos can predict the motions of your mind, lose it. Leave it as a sign to mark the false trail, the way you didn’t go. Be like the fox who makes more tracks than necessary, some in the wrong direction. Practice resurrection.”

MANIFESTO: THE MAD FARMER LIBERATION FRONTcales.arizona.edu

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Your honor, with all due respect, we can dance if we want to

Your honor, with all due respect, girls just wanna have fun

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my dear baby queers chappell roan is lovely, sure but i promise she didn't invent the concept of dykey lyrics there have been entire ass decades before 2024 (or "I listened to chappell roan before 2024," which seems to be a competitive sport in some sectors now?) if you can believe it

Gladys Bentley. Billie Holliday. Janelle Monae. Joan Armatrading!!! Ani DiFranco. The Butchies. Team Dresch. The Gossip. Le Tigre. Meshell Ndegeocello. Phranc, mothertruckers. We all know the Indigo Girls, Tracy Chapman etc but even beyond the obv there's a v v deep bench. So deep.

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trump: i'm going to have everyone i dislike shot to death the heritage foundation: we're doing fascism baby, fuck yeah the left: wow. we should meet these explicit & violent threats with proportionate force biden: that's where you're wrong, jack. we gotta do this the right way. *does nothing*

Your honor, with all due respect, we can dance if we want to

Your honor, with all due respect, girls just wanna have fun

I have significant disagreements with the weighting here (e.g., no one deserves 6 points of credit for putting it on srimps) but anyway my score was 55

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Absolutely not, but there is something wrong with anyone who thinks there’s something wrong with Old Bay.

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After a couple day’s reprieve, I’m in no mood for the return of this punishing heat we’ve had. Why can’t the goddamn Navy just send me to northern Sweden

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Absolutely not, but there is something wrong with anyone who thinks there’s something wrong with Old Bay.

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Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi

nothing is inevitable but the heat death of the universe, & everything can be changed, with the right combination of communication & communal effort. Some people are overwhelmed & despair of these things because they genuinely don't see a light anywhere, & we should help each other find that light…

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*sigh* I didn’t expect anything different and neither did Boeing

The US Justice Department is nearing an agreement with Boeing that would include a corporate monitor and a fine in exchange for a guilty plea to criminal charges — an offer the lawyer representing the families of victims of two fatal 737 Max crashes harshly rebuked as a “sweetheart deal.”

Boeing will get a ‘sweetheart’ plea deal, says lawyer representing 737 Max crash victims | CNN Businesswww.cnn.com The US Justice Department is nearing an agreement with Boeing that would include a corporate monitor and a fine in exchange for a guilty plea to criminal charges — an offer the lawyer representing the...

I’m sure I’m in the minority but I was ready for summer to be over in May (yes, before it officially started)