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After 10 years of helping Amazon hype drone delivery someone wrote an article about what Amazon’s drone delivery actually does and it’s hilarious
Look, Up in the Sky! It’s a Can of Soup!www.nytimes.com Amazon’s much-hyped drone project is dropping small objects on driveways. Some customers are not sure what it delivers beyond minestrone.
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Compare it to this article from 7 years ago
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I’m googling myself to see what my contribution was to the hype. www.thedrive.com/news/6645/in...
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I think this is where i officially lost interest in the segment for U.S. deployment after enough research into FAA regulations. www.thedrive.com/tech/7430/fe...
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Yeah, I’ve been extremely pessimistic about drone delivery since 2013 and I am in fact taking pleasure in being proven right.
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I remember when this was on 60 Minutes; was at Amazon at the time, and my team was baffled by why we would pre-announce something so obviously not ready. I found out later the Bezos was supposed to unveil the Fire phone to the reporters, but it wasn’t ready and they didn’t want to waste a PR opp.
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Drones are expensive, finniky, and there's a certain subset of the population who will view them as skeet shooting with prizes.
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hell yeah
hope is overrated seein ur bleak predictions come tru feels like watchin ur dick get suckd
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What happened to that company that was partnering with Walmart to do it?
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Always fascinating how the "Sober, balanced, serious analysis that presents both sides of any issue" method of investigation seems to produce completely gullible analysis
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why did a professional photographer put someone in that pose
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I mean, it fits the tone of the article. Someone understood the assignment. LOL
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I'm convinced that engineer fanboys will continue to support this project even when it's clear that absolutely nobody is investing in solving the actual problems with the project.
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As a person from texas, I would just like to point out sometimes the Aggie jokes just write themselves.
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oh they’re definitely not supporting it in any even slightly financial viable way lol
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Now it's even easier to get soup for your family delivered to you wherever you might be wandering with 5000 of your closest friends.
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The caption here is magnificent.
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“The attitude was: ‘We’re Amazon. We’ll convince the F.A.A.... The F.A.A. wants companies to come in with great humility and great transparency. That is not a strength of Amazon.”
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"We're all 'settling', Callaghan"
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Looking forward to the first five year old that runs under it trying to catch the can of soup going to the hospital with a head injury.
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Amazon should donate the whole system and equipment to the Ukrainian military. That organization knows exactly where to deliver single items where they are truly and urgently required.
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Suicide by drone is on the table
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“The F.A.A. wants companies to come in with great humility and great transparency. That is not a strength of Amazon.” Amazon likes to forget that there are more important things flying in the sky than helicopters with shopping. It's airplanes with human beings.
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I’m cynical about this effort. Amazon drivers can’t find the right houses and they’re on street level. Last Christmas a driver dumped all the packages meant for people on my street on my front porch. What will unmanned drones do with all our stuff?
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Our house is at top of a hill. Couple other neighborhood streets have some of the same 3 digits for house numbers. So naturally we get packages for them, never mind the street names… guessing drivers just see the 666* & go ‘oh yeah I know the place’ (*not our # but would be cool)
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I live in College Station, and we're loving our hourly drops of soup and peanut butter! I feel kind of sorry for the rest of you poor schlubs who can't get drone delivery. It's made my life so much easier. I'm just kidding; I don't have a driveway or any desire to have a things dropped on it.
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Drone delivery just doesn't fit for a lot of areas that people already deliver stuff to - cities would be a nightmare, suburbs might be too diffuse to be worth it. It's great for doing stuff like rapid delivery to inaccessible rural areas - they've been doing that in Rwanda for awhile now, IIRC.
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Counterpoint: it looks kinda cool