Charles Louis Richter: fuck everything, we're doing five-factor authentication

fuck everything, we're doing five-factor authentication

Five Factor Authentication Exploding Heart Technique

I’m ready

Megazord made out of YubiKeys

The Power Rangers knew who they were fighting that episode alright

This is like the Onion article about slapping five blades on a razor, mocking trends at the time. You're just gonna summon it into existence.

Ha, I just commented about this.

When paying my credit card bill. God forbid someone should steal my data and pay off my debts

Five-Factor Authentication Death Punch

When IT implements yet another factor of authentication that's . . . . . . . . . Seventh Sign-On.

Something you know, something you have, something you show, something you stab, and a captcha that asks you to select all boxes that remind you of your ex.

Something you know (password) Something you have (key/phone/authenticator app) Something you are (fingerprint) Something you speak (eldritch tongues) Something you summon (gods, creatures from beyond the screaming void)

Why not 6, Charles?

This reminds me of some skit about the exponential growth required for the blades in men's razors.

This one from MAD TV? MADtv Razor Spishak (youtube.com)

because i respect my source material

You must prove your match on Extraversion, Agreeableness, Conscientiousness, Negative Affectivity, and Openness. Simultaneously.

You’re gonna need the FBI to cut the main if you want to get past my last security layer

we're good to four, we just need one more

When designing for security, it's important to require at least two authentication factors: - something you know - something you have - something you are - something that calls to you from the depths of an ancestral memory, just on the edge of consciousness, a shadow always behin

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.

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