lowtax speedrun enjoyer: happy belated 5-year anniversary to what is, for my money, the greatest political post of all time

happy belated 5-year anniversary to what is, for my money, the greatest political post of all time

just an awe-inspiring dunk. no fat on the joke whatsoever

Yeah the economy of it is just so inspiring

Not a wasted word

to do it in such a short sentence. just breath-taking

Glad this is still bringing people joy 💕

did not know you were hear or i’d have tagged you!

No problem! @502eire.lol brought it to my attention on twitter.

I couldn’t remember your @ here just wanted you to know you’re appreciated 🫡

I'd never seen it before but I'm so so glad I did lol, thank you for this gem

the economy of it is just staggering. thank you.

I, for one, think it is nice that political scientists continue to do all of their little projects, despite politics being fully explained in these 10 words.

the applied guys really can dunk on the theoretical guys when they're sorted out right

To be fair, the idea of a libertarian having a girlfriend is a strictly theoretical concept.

My favorite thing about being a Libertarian is thinking it's an intrusion on my individual freedom when the government requires me to wear a seat belt to save thousands of lives.

Getting fatally thrown through the windshield to own the libs.

Cannot be topped, flawless

Took me a coupla minutes. Worth the payoff waiting for the light to click on.

Same.

One Punch KO.

It kills me that it’s a bogo.

The joke is finally old enough for a libertarian to be interested in

The dunk that keeps on giving.

plus "Washington Foreskins" is a killer handle to boot

It’s slick

It never gets less funny, it’s like the joke of eternal youth

I think about this often

Paging David Brooks

Crap, I feel so dumb. I get the libertarian angle, but what's the "car seat" angle?

libertarians have weird issues with car seat and seat belt laws along with age of consent laws

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Why..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................? The car seat and seatbelt stuff, not the age of consent. THAT's easy to get.

Many libertarians are offended by the idea that they should have to consider the safety of others. Here's a clip from the Libertarian Presidential Debate: www.tumblr.com/ipunchvampir...

Screw you guys, I'm going to the dreambubbleswww.tumblr.com You could not write a more damning parody of Libertarians than “Gary Johnson suggests that people should display competence at driving before they can drive to massive boos.”

I knew I was gonna regret asking, I KNEW it

Damn.

📌

When given a choice between taxes and a bear, Libertarians chose the bear. Literally.

A bit too on the nose, I think.

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