Roxi Horror 💀🌸: When we think of ghosts, we typically imagine women in luxurious Victorian dresses or old sea captains. We don't consider the spirits that are dudes walking around in Hawaiian t-shirts with vape pens. The world isn't ready to admit most ghosts are probably just some guy named Keith.

When we think of ghosts, we typically imagine women in luxurious Victorian dresses or old sea captains. We don't consider the spirits that are dudes walking around in Hawaiian t-shirts with vape pens. The world isn't ready to admit most ghosts are probably just some guy named Keith.

The number of ghosts whose last words were some equivalent of “Hey! Watch this!” is probably staggering.

truly

The ghosts of instagram influencers who died falling off a mountain taking a selfie.

Descendants of the victorians and edwardians who used to tourist at the edges of ongoing battles.

I think it's now "hold my beer."

What do you think your last words will be? Mine will definitely be uh oh.

"Hey, anybody got a shovel?"

I’m pretty foul mouthed, so probably something including multiple instances of “fuck!”

If I get some warning, though, I'm going to make sure to check out right in the middle of telling any witnesses where my vast and wondrous fortune, that I got from being part of a massive back robbery, has been buried.

😂

"Uhhhh... You know what? We're probably fine."

Oh damn, I'd be so frustrated to be all excited to move into a haunted place, only to discover the ghost was just the assistant manager at a Best Buy.

lmao right

Best Buy ghosts have seen some shit. You'd be surprised.

Haunting the old abandoned hooters and the Torrid in the mall that used to be an Anchor Blue back in 1997.

Perfect

Have you watched the BBC show Ghosts? It’s also been contemplating that very thing, in a lovely funny way

I haven't!

There’s an American remake that wasn’t good, so if you search it out, be sure to get the English one!

Does anyone over there ever stop to think: maybe we should just license this and appreciate it for what it is, rather than spending millions of dollars remaking it, but shit? And I’m not just talking about British comedy, but the entire cultural output of the rest of the world.

Can’t stop to think, stopping to think costs money

I want to watch the stoner comedy about banal ghosts.

What We Do In The Shadows is as close as we’ve got right now.

This is very good one.

it's so good

no "ghosts" is closer. its quite literally this exact concept and its a fun show

I am checking it out this weekend!

BBC ghosts. Somewhat sharper and snarkier than the us adaptation (and shorter as only 6eps a season). The ghosts can be threatened with having their tv privileges being taken away.

we need this

you know, i’ve never met a keith that didn’t give off ‘dead guy in an outdated shirt’ vibes…

right

*ethereal whisper when you thought you were alone in an empty room * “Dude, Slipknot is siiiiiicccccckkkkkk”

This is why I like original BBC Ghosts. 'There's this 80s scoutmaster, a crap regency poet, a ww2 captain, and a tory mp without his trousers.' You do not expect a patholoigcally cheerful scoutmaster.

"WHERE ARE ALL THE CAVEMAN GHOSTS?"

In the UK show "Ghosts". Delightful romp!

There was a post ages ago about how there are no ghosts from 2010 screaming, “leave Britney alone” and that’s a shame.”

Keith but also some woman from Ur who is probably kind of skeptical about indoor plumbing and the whole idea of cities honestly

All the cabinets were open because he forgot where his vape was again

Keith isn’t dead. He’s just in the wrong house.

hahaha

In college I lived in a group house next door to another identical house (except paint color). This happened all the time.

"did you die avenging a lost love?" "Naw bra my friend bet me 10 bucks I couldn't jump off a 10 story bridge and live. He was right"

"I cannot pass on until that ten bucks is paid. Got ten bucks, bro?"

Damn

is that exactly what jimmy buffet was always singing about?

had to be

Most ghosts are rubbing one out in public just because they can

pretty soon, there's gonna be a loooooot of ghosts just scrolling through their dumb ghost phone

And just like that I'm picturing The Big Lebowski: The Afterlife

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