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If any of my friends are reading this, I’m sorry and I’m ready to be trusted to hang out again 🥺
I have a lot of questions
Let me guess, you’re supposed to be The Riddler?
Wrong. You're not very good at this.
Like I haven’t heard that before
Third time today probably
From a beautiful woman? Yes.
Yeah but he likes being degraded by powerful women
He’s sorry and ready for another chance.
Everyone deserves a second chance :/
I mean, there's so many different types of spiders to bring out to the party
Right? Everyone knows that you only throw brown recluses at bridal showers. Dinner parties are strictly a Daddy-Long-Legs affair and, of course, black widows are de rigueur for engagement parties AND wedding receptions.
“Daddy Long Legs?” With children present???
Is it only the second chance, tho, Ryan? Second?
Some of us may have 8 legs, or 9 lives, or maybe even need dozens of chances, but when God sings with all Her creations will we not all simply be one?
Honestly it’s a party you should take a bag of brown extroverted spiders
Do the brown recluse spiders hang out with the pets at the party
Does Miley Cyrus hang out with Hannah Montana backstage?
It’s true, you’re giving the host the gift of new pets
Digipets but it’s spiders
Ryan I also want the answer to your riddle
If even Miley Cyrus can’t hang out with Hannah Montana backstage, who can? What kind of star power does one have to muster
Remember kids as the ballistic arachnids are headed towards you spiders can't fly and they have very little mass so if you see them coming remember Ryan has a noodle arm just move 6 feet away to stop the spread.
Omg you can’t just call it a noodle arm! It’s a medical condition!!
This feels like anti-Italian bias
I’m only biased against folks from Milan.
Omg but that’s my favorite Pepperidge Farm cookie?!
Sounds more like antipasto propaganda.
Isn’t bucatini the hollow one?
I can assure you I am solid
As a gastroenterologist I can assure you that you are hollow.
😀 I’m just teasing while showing off my pasta knowledge
Bucatini is a way more robust noodle than anything Ryan brings to the table
Yeah cause I know how to cook noodles so they’re not “robust”
I was in the bag you carelessly threw away, Ryan.
You’re finally free! You’ll thank me some day ❤️
Brown socially accepted spider arc.
You might feel like a plastic bag. But baby you’re a firework!
I can’t believe Ryan would throw away a perfectly good poster. smdh
How did you acquire an entire bag?
You're paying too much for spiders, who's your spider guy
