Ryan Shirlow: can we stand on street corners smoking really thin cigarettes and then whistling when a soldier rides past on a bicycle?

If you think that we actually just need a civil war to settle this once and for all: 1. No, you don’t. 2. No, you don’t. 3. You are an idiot.

Trump’s re-election will mean four hideous years of the GOP playing constant Civil War Chicken at best - as this Heritage Foundation ghoul made clear - and actual civil war at worst. Avoiding that bloody nightmare is a pretty damn good reason to suck it up and vote for Biden.

I'd love a civil war. But no casualties, and no disruption to my lifestyle. Other than that, all good!

can we stand on street corners smoking really thin cigarettes and then whistling when a soldier rides past on a bicycle?

Absolutely

I mean, you can do that now…

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