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party game designer/shitpost historian/writer/gaming himbo/MBMBaM heely guy/your maybe future 78th favorite pro wrestler. He/Him [email protected] @samgreszes on hive and twitter
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i just saw a conspiracy theory that jungkook from BTS is the reincarnation of princess diana and you know what? run with that. run with it.

Has enough time passed from the end of season 1 that we can talk about how the plot of delicious in dungeon season two is the protagonist killing his sister and preparing a feast of her dead body for the entire town

Anyone have a pic of the John Cena retirement speech? I can't seem to find one on bsky yet

Omfg Cena is retiring????

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Is everything ok you've barely worn your george bush burger king shoes

This was always going to end in dude-wipes-ified astrology

hotfix male. release candidate male. shovelware male

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reskeet if owls not like us

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Kendrick shouldn’t be president but he should be allowed to determine the Democratic Party nominee

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Today is my favorite day to be on NextDoor

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I LIKE GOTH CHICKS WITH BIG ASSESSSSS

GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES

'sright

get yourself a himbo that dressses like a rugrat

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They can’t call it Double Stuff because legally it’s not “stuff”

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I hope it’s okay to share but this is such a pure sweet post. My man sounds like an Achewood character

An FB acquaintance is getting remarried. Her husband-to-be shared the post of her (wildly beautiful) bachelorette party glamour photos and gushed about how excited her was to see the photos and said, among other things, “God Dang she is finer than frogs hair”. Sometimes straight men are okay huh

A boy who is timing the tetris speedrun video watching experience for when the edible hits

This is true, but there's an easy fix: have Biden announce his withdrawal while ramping 20 school buses

People really need to give up the idea that politicians have the power to 'sell' their actions to the public. Regardless of what he says, Biden's message will be filtered through the media and boiled down into horse-race headlines. It will be *very* obvious he's stepping aside after a bad debate.

more and more thinking saints row 4 is one of the best video games ever made. Very few, if any, other games constantly say 'sure why not' to the player the way it does. It's not embarrassed to be a video game the way a LOT of games of this and the past generations were

one day ppl will realize that any recipe that requires broth can be improved by using half broth half dill pickle juice

Hats off for the anthem

He just like me fr

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“Look, folks. There are no “gooner states” and “edging states”, we are the United States!”

It is fucking crazy playing saints row 4 now. It has aged really well imo. Even the cringe early teens ytmnd references warm my heart. A simpler time

Watercolored a goofy little guy today

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you do not have to get up. that's a lie

It's been like ten years and still, no game has come close to having a better intro than saints row 4. Within in the span of like an hour, you go through playable parodies of seal team six, Armageddon, and leave it to beaver, before the game spits you out into 'mass effect but more fun'

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a quiet place is a movie about the most beautiful thing on earth: when you really want a pizza and a man brings you one

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People don't understand. Shohei isn't just a heavy hitter. He's a folk hero like Bo Jackson or Babe Ruth and does these inhuman feats. Fucking hit a ball through a dome.

Shohei Ohtani is so big that he even looks big when he’s not standing next to anyone. AS I WAS TYPING THIS HE HIT A HOME RUN SO HARD THAT THE CRACK OF THE BAT SET OFF MY CAR ALARM

Shohei Ohtani hits ball through the roof at Tokyo Dome!!youtu.be WBSC Global - JPN MEX NED - Series 2016 at the Tokyo DomeShohei Ohtani (Otani)