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Fellas, is it woke to properly hydrate?
Thrilled to know we got water in the woke wars.
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The fact he said nobody died from it being too warm outside πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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You can't even die from weather conditions anymore, cause of the woke. πŸ™„
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Like saying no one died from getting wet when there's a hurricane going on. Oop, I died in a flood. Guess I was too woke
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No showers, no swimming, no drinking anything containing water... Might turn ya gay
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gatorade more like gaytorade
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I’m pretty sure I’ve heard about athletes with this kind of asshat as coach die of heatstroke.
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Not a coach but, I had a teacher who punished me by making me eat lunch outside in the AZ heat, because I said she was teaching lies (she was, she was teaching fake BS about the pilgrims and natives and I knew better) I got heat exhaustion, that easily could have become heat stroke esp for a kid
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I hated that bitch before that because she took my cute little Micropet Halloween cat and put it in her desk when it went off IN MY CUBBY?? Never gave it back. He was so cute. 😭
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I, for one, like AC quite a bit. And I find pronouns to be a pretty useful part of the English language. Am I gay? Am I going to hell? Does this mean I get out of football practice? Will anything ever quench my insatiable thirst?
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I think we should certainly behave like it is. If even one chud collapses from dehydration mid truck-rant all the getting up to pee at night will be worth it.
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I thought they hated people taking a knee
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[Stares in deathtoll from every major heatwave, ever]
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Nah, the Darwin Awards try to remove yourself from the gene pool. This guy is going to kill other people (kids)
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Imagine trusting your child to someone not just deeply but dangerously incurious and feeling like an alright human being
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bsky.app/profile/hear...
"you can stay out in the heat and tackle men and wrestle them to the ground like a man's man, or you can do your gay theater shit in the a/c where you kiss ladies on stage"
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Heatstroke? More like heatWOKE πŸ™„
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I wonder if Florida will disown Gatorade now that hydration and mandatory heat breaks are gay
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Posted just days after a major news story about roughly 1,000 people dying in one day due to heat in Mecca, Saudi Arabia.
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Clearly lies by the woke media. Something something about America blah blah blah.