Sardonicus: — Subium • Bluesky web client

These people ain’t been to Georgia because Butts is a county, and they missed Cumming.

PA has intercourse, blue ball, and bird in hand all within a 20 minute drive of each other

Don't forget Virginville

Didn’t even know lol. Dirrrrty state

sorry u missed Big Bone Lick, KY

Balls-deep in the sugar bunker of late capitalism

Disagree about Ohio because there is Blue Ball en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ba...

Blue Ball, Ohio - Wikipediaen.m.wikipedia.org

And Indiana has French Lick

And the whole OH IN KY region is like “oh hinky”

Missouri has a town named Knob Lick. I think that one wins over Cooter.

I was thinking of Uranus, but yeah Knob Lick is better. Cooter isn't even in the running.

At least Uranus has some good fudge and is an interstate tourist trap.

Listen as Mae West as a lot of these are, at a stretch I can see how most of them happened. Wanker’s Corner though That’s SHADE.

When I started grad school in Maine near Bangor, I was explicitly told it's pronounced Bang-ore. How did they make sure I remembered? "It's not like a gang banger!" And that was said in a perfectly normal manner.

Dickshooter got me good

I think it makes perfect sense that the dirtiest city in Utah is Virgin. Honestly checks out

in Colorado there are two different locations called "Gobbler's Knob"

Of Climax, Apex, Zenith and High Point, three are towns in North Carolina (Zenith isn't) (none of them are in the mountains)

"Brohard" is a work of art.

I refuse to believe that this is the worst one we have in WV.

Please find worse. I'm begging. Btw, there's a whole song about silly place names in Newfoundland. It's called "A Night on Dildo." youtu.be/5Ssrm-aLGNw?...

A Night in Dildo - Arrogant Wormsyoutu.be A little clip video I made for the Arrogant worms' song A night in Dildo.

Well we have Hoo Hoo which has Hoo Hoo Holler. And Piss Pot Island which is unincorporated.

Oh very good. Very very good.

Sugar Tit, South Carolina?!

Yet somehow, no one mentions Kuntzville, WV. 🤔

splunge is awesome

I thought we were short of these in British Columbia but then I remembered Grindrod, and Spuzzum

Really surprised they went with Butts for GA when Cummings is right there.

They probably didn't want a duplicate, and Butts is better than whatever the runner-up in North Dakota is

Butts is more lowbrow

True

Oh, come on Connecticut, is that the best you can do?

tag yourself I'm Floyds Knobs

Who picked Butternuts for NY when Coxsackie was right there?

Sugar Tit? They didn't even try to hide it😬

Short Pump smh, the answer is Dyke

or Bumpass

We also have Interstate 69 here in Indiana.

They went with Wiener for Arkansas? I'd have gone with Bald Knob. (honorable mention to Toad Suck.)

We have Licking here in Missouri as well.

that's precious thank you

I give. Does anyone know how to translate the Hawaiian town name?

Which of these towns has the largest population?

Is Dix, IL chopped liver to you?

First, its "Booty" for me, and second, ITS CLEARLY Booty for Chicago area. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyXe...

Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot (Lyric Video)www.youtube.com Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot (Lyric Video) Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot | Baby got back#BabyGotBack #SirMix-A-Lot #tiktok------Oh my God Becky, look at her...

If you go through Blue Ball you each intercourse then roll into Paradise. True.

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