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John Scalzi

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I enjoy pie.
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InConJunction making sure I have the essentials at my signing table this morning
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The bird heard you were talking shit and you didn't think that we would hear it
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Congratulations to @bsky.app, which just passed the six million users mark. That's roughly the size of the population of the great state of Maryland. Please have some cake (crab OR Smith Island, or both!) to celebrate!
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Please take a moment to appreciate my Guest of Honor mention on the web site of InConJunction, the convention in Indianapolis where I will be all weekend, maybe come say hello or something inconjunction.org
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More like Cathursday
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Public records show my party registration is WHAT NOW (I asked for a GOP ballot in the 2016 primary election to vote against Trump, that's the only reason I can think of. I have voted Democratic and non-party ballots since, so I have no idea how this one stuck. I'll have to switch it out.)
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I'm perfectly content with rainy weather on this July 4, but I acknowledge I may be in the minority.
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We went flower shopping today and saw this busy creature
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This just in: Krissy says hello.
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Here's some pretty flowers for your timeline today, thought you might want them.
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The Internet is thinking of @scamperbeasts.bsky.social today
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Incidentally I have now released a full Brady Bunch of EPs of deeply nerdy electronic music. I regret nothing.
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I'm off doing non-Internetty things at the moment, please enjoy this wild bergamot
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Dinosaur crossing
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Yes, I will add it to the stack
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" I need to mow the lawn but before I do that I think I'm gonna grill a steak" - Krissy, who indeed grilled up a big-ass center cut sirloin before firing up her riding lawn mower.
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Here's me being extremely normal with one of my Hugos today
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If you find yourself with a deficit of grass, here is some of mine
I will be touching grass today and you should too.
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It's 7:40 am and I am already exhausted by social media today, here's a cat photo, some of all y'all might need it
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Today's assignment: make a picture of Krissy looking up at me today from the bottom of the stairwell look like a classic 40s glamor shot. Like a 40s glamor shot, this has been worked on; Krissy would be the first to tell you her forehead wrinkles are more prominent than they are here.
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Aww, thanks, Amazon, I think my book is pretty talented too. But remember, it's not whether you're "gifted," it's what you do with the gifts you have that matters.
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Nope, these were, since the book was a reboot of H. Beam Piper's Little Fuzzy. This particular artwork is done by the incomparable @michaelwhelan.bsky.social!
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At least one "fact" here is not true
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Today in Cool Stuff I Was Sent: Cans of "Typing Spy Cats" beer, inspired by my book Starter Villain, from the Fiction Beer Company of Denver, who also sent their cat beer glasses, a T-Shirt and other goodies. This whole "writing goofy fiction" thing is really working out! www.fictionbeerdenver.com
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Today's sky does not look ominous in any way whatsoever.
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Oh god this thought came to me this morning and now I can't escape it
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Do NOT test the mushroom cop. He is not a fun guy.
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Now let's see if turning the whole computer off and on makes a difference:
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