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Worst update of The Village People ever
they keep inventing new guys
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Gamma Male should be greener.
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These people don’t understand science.
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Funnily enough, he categorises Bruce Banner as a Beta Male.
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If Sigma was more ginger it'd be Crowley from Good Omens!
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How come one is just Kurt Cobain?
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I'm not sure if I hate more the fact that they're out of order, or that they're clearly leaving a ton of holes in the sequence. I hate the existence of the whole thing most. But the bad sequence is annoying, too.
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Tech Bros reinventing the Zodiac.
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Anyone going to tell them about the omega verse?
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Omega Male looks nothing like Charlton Heston or Will Smith. Gamma Male is replacing Bill Bixby for Kurt Cobain in Freddy Kruger's sweater? Is this a bit from that Dropout game show that I never feel clever enough to play?
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Why does the Alpha male look like he's coloured his forehead in with magic marker.
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At first glance, thought it was an ad for the series "Queer Eye" guys.
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Of course that thread ends with a sales pitch for a "how to pick up women" book. 🙄
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Is there a type of man WHO IS HAPPY?
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These self proclaimed "alphas" have to invent more people to be better than, to demonstrate that they are better than all those people. Because, that's the kind of logic, or lack thereof, they operate on.
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Oh, no, another zodiac. “The KPIs are up for Betas today, but Gammas might have a harder time. Sigmas: stay away from fish!”
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Quite a few look like David Tennant, I hope the “image and likeness” fine print on his contracts are enough to get him some royalties!
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I love how they feel the need to write 'male' under each Greek letter (dudes, that's not 100% correct in terms of Greek alphabetical order, but you do you), just in case we forget this graphic is all about manly men doing manly things, probably involving some form of oil and/or grease.
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Behold! Astrology for boys. Lol 😆
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This looks like a poster for a Wes Anderson movie where Ed Norton plays every character.
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I always considered myself a GDI in college. (if you get it, you get it)
Wonder what self-appointed 'authority' came up with THIS one.
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I now have The Police "Omega Man" in my head, so you do too.
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“Delta, Delta Man! I’ve got to be a Delta Man!”
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I thought for a moment that it was a commentary on the various Doctors Who.
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It's like they decided what "a real man" should be and then tried to explain why they're not the worst while still being different. They keep this up and they'll eventually reinvent diversity.
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Then they'll just think up something else. Like ranking each other on what energy drink they like or some bs...no, wait, the gamers already do that
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Definite Brave New World vibe going on there.
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🎶 Why Am (I) Chartered Accountant? 🎶
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Is... the Sigma male Crowley?🤨
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Those are literally all the same guy wtf?
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I'm guessing that since a reputable software developer doesn't release alpha and beta versions, that the final group here is a quartet.
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Put them all into a walled off village, wait two days, the last one who knocks may leave.
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What are they going to do when they run out of Greek letters?
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I'm not gonna lie - I am Sigma curious...
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OG VP were all alpha. They shared power.
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“Gonna stay at the Upsilon, Mu, Xi, Alpha!”
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I was thinking of those famous Blondie album covers.
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I think David Tennant plays a Sigma in Good Omens.