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they keep inventing new guys
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they are hard at work in the research labs making groundbreaking discoveries every day in the field of guy studies
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Epsilon Guy is still only theoretical but the research looks promising
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Waiting for the results of the latest test in the Guy Collider in Switzerland.
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oh, the Large Hardon Collider?
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A colleague had that typo on four consecutive slides for a presentation they gave in public to, like, kind of a lot of people
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It made its way at least once into the New York Times.
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It studies the tiniest of … particles.
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This was the joke I couldn't get to! Very good!!
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I hear they've even done some deep sea research in the Guy Squasher submersible
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I heard they were able to manifest an Omicron guy for 2/3 of a second
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Omega guy is just 1e12 Omicron guys in a trench coat.
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Don't hold your breath they had to shut down the Guy Collider due to health code violations.
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Looking at that graphic, I assume everyone else had the same idea as me.
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I didn’t, but it makes me feel a lot better than the first one
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lol, I definitely did and I don’t even watch the show. Amazing.
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Okay I’m glad to know it wasn’t just me.
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Look, do we really want to find the higgs guy at the cost of destroying the planet?
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They keep banging guys together at high speed underground, but they can't seem to make a new guy. It's a mystery. Ah well, can we get another $1bn please to continue our guy research.
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Smashing guys together at extremely high speeds might be the key to limitless energy. We have to explore every option. As a dude, I support this science.
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Someone who works at CERN must be on here. I have questions…
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...sounds like they could get a lot more funding if they streamed their work...
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Theta Guy is unstable, decays rapidly into Omega Guy by releasing Beta Guys
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sigma guy is actually just a sum of all other guys
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They say that for every Epsilon Guy you can find a Delta Guy who is small enough to …
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Yes, but does the Limit Male exist?
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When I was expecting my first child, my father dubbed it Epsilon - so when number 2 came along, I announced it by saying "For every epsilon there is a delta..." Both are girls, though.
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It's hard to say what a sigma guy is. It varies a lot.
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But once we have 6 of them we have achieved
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While the alpha and beta males are never ready for release. Just sayin’.
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One of the things i liked about twitter is it let me fill out my ever expanding type of guy Pokédex
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I was pretty irritated that it looks like "broke-ee-dex" without the hyphen, but ty
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It made me think of the 'types' in 'Ouran High School Host Club', except they spelled 'megane' wrong.