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Im a bisexual. All Simpsons erotica turns me on!

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Star Wars sucks stop talking about it. Watch Farscape like horny men. IVE HAD ENOUGH!

Coming out violently opposed to this stupid idea of making Cena the new Ernest. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Fat man attacked by fluffy demon

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If Im akin to something you vague mother fucker that just means I want to fuck it.

Listening to CNBC and apparently all of the supposed MAG7 particularly Tesla had historic highs today. That is terrifying given that Tesla is up 27% while showing a sales decline month over month that only happened to be less of a decline than expected. This will not end well. Buy Gold.

Went on a walk in the rain with puppy 😊

This deserves more recognition from the bluesky posting illuminati

A Serial killer singing "Lady in shed"

This the relationship I want.

Me, in the confessional: bless me, daddy, for I have sinned Priest: god forgives you, kitten

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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

If Im akin to something you vague mother fucker that just means I want to fuck it.

Never trust a neil gay man.

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OF COURSE!

The Tick posting spotted. SPOON!

It is very funny

I just ate so you know what would be really nice right about now? A deep fried hot dog with chili and cheese and onion rings.

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Dear Katy Perryyoutube.com

OF COURSE!

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The Orientationyoutu.be

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What's intentionally being lost in all this is French voters first rejected the near right (Macron) because neoliberal policies make everyone poorer and always create the conditions for the far right to rise. Unfortunately we don't have a third choice in America so buckle in.

No it didn't you fucking cunt

It held

I've taken puppy out back a couple times but he really wants to go on walk and it's 88 degrees out. We aint doing that. Poor baby.

I sing nonsense songs to my puppy.

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MARGOT ROBBIE IS PREGNANT OMG OMG OMG

And of course after eating you must do the ceremonial picking at holes in your teeth to be a true American.

@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social have a churro on me mate.

All that said I briefly looked at Jimmy John's and to get a tiny firecracker wrap costs more than a fully customized Subway sandwich with a churro. I really hate Jimmy John's.

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I went to mockup an order just to test this, and not only were you spot on, but then apparently they offer what I hope to be an entire goddamned wheel of cheese as an optional add on: