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you see your pets twitching their little limbs in their sleep and say to your partner "look, it is running through a field in its sleep", you are wrong: your pet is in a casino: throwing dice, playing slots and video poker, walking on two legs and betting large on a blackjack table

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Do you think in reality there truly was a king or perhaps war leader ('dux bellorum') named Arthur living in immediately post-Roman Britain who halted the advance of Germanic invaders for a generation or does the glaring lack of primary source material indicate that he was probably apocryphal?

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Shannen Doherty is dead because her former management company fired her and left her without health insurance at the crucial time when her cancer could have been prevented from worsening This is so absolutely evil, good Lord! She deserved better than this!

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omigoodness is that what happens if you put the Q-Tip too far?!

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Shooter probably only had two names. Smh need a three name type nigga when you going after presidents and shit.

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shooters born after 1963 can't hit, all they know is earsquib, flip elections, eat hot chip and miss

can't even do assassinations right anymore

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Went to a little rocks and incense shop and I think it’s been a while since they refreshed their bumper sticker collection

Great, it’s 11 AM and now I want fucking crab Rangoon.

This investigative report is just for @stovey.thequeer.house

We need to talk about Crab Rangoonyoutu.be I alert the public to a tasty little cream cheese snack that I struggle to find in my local area, and dive into my own past in order to understand my future, much like a crab might dive into cream cheese to make a crab rangoon.

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🎵 You can find me in the club, selling body scrub, hawking perfumes by the liter and some Vicks VapoRub. I got vanilla candles and some bubbles for your tub-- --Fifty scent

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Little known fact: Alvin had to wear this A on his shirt cause he was an adulterous whore

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jesus. this poor fucking guy

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he’s coming he’s coming he’s coming

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A cat guitar exists:

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[reviewing my 23&me report] huh, apparently i’ve got apple bottom genes

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friendly reminder that hot summer days like this are perfect for a refreshing Italian boba tea. stay hydrated, friends. 🤌🇮🇹🧋

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Why would she go with this when she has another last name she could have used inst-- *holds earpiece* oh.

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it’s scary to go alone take this

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It's been a while since I shared one of our pandemic videos for no reason at all. Or distract from the toxic discourse. Here ya go. youtu.be/9fHcRxeWgqI?...

Let's go to bedyoutu.be This week, BAPHEMETRONOME covers The Cure

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Kim Kardashian sliced the top of her finger off, and the speculation over on the Keeping up with the Kardashians subreddit is that her Cybertruck's door is to blame.

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Updated BipolarSky starter pack! ☯️ 🥳 🌟 There are too many unheard shouts into the void. Today someone on the feed said it's not worth living w/BP1. They had three followers. That's the point of this. I do actually get sick of talking bipolar, but others are sick if they don't. 🙌 spread the word

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at this point even seeing this font pisses me off. the sulzberger kid is doing some corky romano shit over there

The main answer to that question is, surprisingly, because it does

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Lord, why have you chosen me to carry your most difficult burdens?

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wow what a cool bumper sticker.....sure would be neat if you could purchase it.... here mplwdnoveltycistern.etsy.com

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