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Then an Uber driver SUCKED me OFF!?
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Then continued with the drop off as if we were nothing.
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I didn’t want to leave 5 stars
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but i didn’t want them to get fired, that would be so rough
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Now you’re just somebody he used to blow
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knew I saw this somewhere else
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Well that’s disappointing…and from a writer too.
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I’m sorry to disappoint you a second time but I never saw the original. I’m not a bluesky joke thief because I’m not that fucking lame
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now i need to see the exact face that goes with that fake YT thumbail, but gotye makeup
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🎶Missed my drop off but I gave them five stars anywayyyyy🎶
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Am I deranged because the first thing I think if when reading that singer’s name is goatse?