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Mahna-mahnanymous

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I am a muppet who teaches writing
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Mayor Eric Adams, asked by a reporter about the lack of air conditioning at migrant shelters during a heat wave, says, "Every day New Yorkers don't have air conditioners. We make do." He recommends paper fans and says his mom told him to put his head in the refrigerator. —Emma G. Fitzsimmons, NYT
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Okay but after he bone-saws JD Vance off the ticket, MBS is definitely next up
Who are the most ridiculous choices for running mate we can actually imagine Trump making? Would he say Ivanka is his VP pick? What about Mohammed Bin Salman?
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Who are the most ridiculous choices for running mate we can actually imagine Trump making? Would he say Ivanka is his VP pick? What about Mohammed Bin Salman?
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Who decided that a LITER was the proper bottle size for Listerine?? It’s like selling me a 5 gallon bucket of milk
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Binary thinking is a hell of a drug, because people will look at Biden and Trump and say: they’re both old, both slipping mentally, both bad on Palestine, etc. And, sure, if you’re being that reductive, it’s true. But these are not binary categories! The degrees of difference matter!
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After a week of fanfare from the NYT books desk to announce their top 100 books of the 21st century, and the only poetry to make the list is Rankine's Citizen. It deserves its place, but... all that hoopla to reveal that all their voters still read so narrowly.
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This is such a Maine attitude that surprised me as an outsider when I first moved there... lotta cars with tons of conservative bumper stickers alongside ones like "hands off Mother Earth!!!" When people are hardcore into the outdoors, this shit matters
my read on this stuff about sandblasing national parks and other protected areas away isn't a huge issue for everyone, but the voters who care about it REALLY care about it and are distributed across the political spectrum, including a bunch of otherwise low-info or non-partisan swing voters.
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I once copy edited a feel-good promotional booklet for a notable nonprofit that featured many giants of the 20th century and things I had to prove they did not say 😑
The number of writers who, apprised that the quote they found at BrainyQuote and want to use as an epigraph is a bit of refrigerator door wisdom that was not in fact written by Voltaire, Emerson, or Mrs. Parker, will still insist on using the quote, with the attribution, is far more than zero. 1/
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is Donald Trump still running for president
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Tressie McMillan Cottom: “There is no other way to read [the Supreme Court’s] decision than as a signal that whoever owns the Republican Party also owns the power to break the law.” 🎁 link: www.nytimes.com/2024/07/06/o...
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Kathy Hochul bravely defending the rights of New Jersey drivers to kill New Yorkers under their irresponsibly huge trucks for FREE because why come to the city and drink and then take the PATH home when you could just murder people
do we think this guy from New Jersey would have driven his pickup truck to Manhattan to get drunk had there been a $15 congestion pricing fee in place?
NYPD: NJ man charged with drunk driving after 3 killed in July 4th LES crashgothamist.com Responding officers say they smelled alcohol on the driver
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Took my older kid to the pool today, and a pickup with two flags was parked outside. One had a picture of a Trump, and said “I’m voting for the convicted felon!”; the other is the vulgar one below. There were ~50 kids waiting to get in, all gawking at it. (1/2)
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I found this really beautiful bird's nest in our rose bush. 🌱
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What is your favorite black and white movie?
what is your favourite black and white movie?
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Every time the IT department warns us about a phishing email someone in the institution has nearly fallen prey to, it’s from, like, [email protected]
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Roberts, overruling Chevron with incredible and unearned hubris: "Perhaps most fundamentally, Chevron’s presumption is misguided because agencies have no special competence in resolving statutory ambiguities. Courts do."
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i don’t mean to judge but i feel like a lot of you would benefit mentally and emotionally from simply not watching presidential debates
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Drowsy but awake. Drowsy but awake they say. You put your baby down and they coo and caw and before you know it there's a bird in the crib and not a baby. The bird caws once more before flapping its blue-black wings and flying off into the horizon. One last stretch before the drowsiness takes hold.
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Even though we want to get out infant vaccinated we can't because other people decided covid isn't a problem or that their children are immune (they're not).
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Today is why anyi-vaxxers suck: we couldn't get our 6 month old the covid vaccine because our pediatrician doesn't have any. The reason? No one was getting it so they were throwing boxes out.
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We are the daughters of the bajas you couldn’t blast
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The Magnolia Network is a scourge and must be stopped