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Every job is a factory, every factory's a grave, every worker's a wheel, for a hot meal a day (he/him/siya)
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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social · a day
marching into the replies when someone's harassing my mufo
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Mags Colvett @magscolv.bsky.social · 17 hr
Learning that my brother and his girlfriend have a system where she gets to retire one of his bits per year
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 10 hr
It's hard to believe a band called The Doobie Brothers were a hit making machine in the 70s and 80's and not your cousins band who play at a bar called The Schooner
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 15 hr
That lady absolutely gave him some diabolical smoothie with oyster elbows and badger oil to try and "improve the vibes"
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You may think you have had bad diarrhea before, but have you ever had it make national news?
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 15 hr
Millennials are quiet not starving
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · a day
Apparently saying that Jennifer Lopez is attractive 12 years ago means that your wife will forever refer to her as "your girlfriend"
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · a day
Apparently saying that Jennifer Lopez is attractive 12 years ago means that your wife will forever refer to her as "your girlfriend"
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 2 days
Top five things to Monger: Fear Fish Hate Cheese War
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 2 days
It's absolutely mad what they did to Corbyn
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miss fugazi @undisturbed.space · 3 days
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 2 days
Top five things to Monger: Fear Fish Hate Cheese War
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 2 days
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🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone @josie.zone · 2 days
Feeling nostalgic for my favorite JibJabs
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 3 days
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 7 mo
Man disappointed to find that app that promised to improve his mental health just a fancy todo app
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 2 days
There's this weird thing where the more you hear about what a great guy someone is, the more likely they are to be a sex pest
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ModCon02 @modcon2.bsky.social · 3 days
I live in fear that one day I’m gonna hear something terrible about Robert Smith and I give thanks every day that doesn’t come true.
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 3 days
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 3 days
He's running
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 4 days
I need a CRM system but for just remembering to call my friends and family more often then once every 3 years
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 4 days
I wish I had a cool nickname like "Miami Matt" rather than "That Fat Asshole"
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 5 days
A friend of me told me "you don't need to get all fugazi about it" and I'm still laughing
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 4 mo
Yes, please don't start anything with us, we are stupid and very ill. Can confirm
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 9 days
Ok
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 9 days
This reign of scientists deciding science things has gone on for too long. Thank you Supreme Court
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 9 days
This reign of scientists deciding science things has gone on for too long. Thank you Supreme Court
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 9 days
Anybody else feel like your phone is an albatross around your neck destroying your life but also a lifeline to friends and family you can't live without No? Nevermind
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 9 days
The greatest American hero
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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social · 9 days