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Michael
@fleerultra.bsky.social
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8 days
it really fucking bothers me that this collective hysteria has me defending joe fucking biden
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Max Kennerly
@maxkennerly.bsky.social
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8 days
I have a simple plan: 1) Joe Biden gives a tearful speech about the need for someone younger to lead. 2) Contested convention. 3) By secret ballot, Dem delegates select the new candidate: Jimmy Carter.
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Stephen Webb
@stephenwebb.bsky.social
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8 days
4) just in time, the Islamic Republic collapses under the weight of its own mismanagement and Carter wins 47 states+DC
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Linguiça May Alcott🇺🇦
@silkscreenfiend.bsky.social
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8 days
Then we all wake up to the soothing tones of Crystal Gayle on the AM dial, and realize it's November 1980, and we just hallucinated the last 44 years.
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bac5665
@bac5665.bsky.social
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7 days
Wait, interest rates at WHAT? Also, where'd my XBox go?
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