Stephen Webb: 4) just in time, the Islamic Republic collapses under the weight of its own mismanagement and Carter wins 47 states+DC

it really fucking bothers me that this collective hysteria has me defending joe fucking biden

I have a simple plan: 1) Joe Biden gives a tearful speech about the need for someone younger to lead. 2) Contested convention. 3) By secret ballot, Dem delegates select the new candidate: Jimmy Carter.

4) just in time, the Islamic Republic collapses under the weight of its own mismanagement and Carter wins 47 states+DC

Then we all wake up to the soothing tones of Crystal Gayle on the AM dial, and realize it's November 1980, and we just hallucinated the last 44 years.

Wait, interest rates at WHAT? Also, where'd my XBox go?

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