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Simon Watkins

@simonywaking.bsky.social

Journalist. Interests - finance economics, politics, philosophy, literature, childish humour. Refugee from the other place, trying to build a new life.
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The key to getting older is regularly to remind yourself that no-one can stop you eating an ice cream in bed when drunk. And more importantly that there is nothing whatsoever wrong with that life choice.
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The boss says it’s time to stop work and get supper.
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BBC on the telly. Sky on the iPad. Social media on the phone. Tory loss bingo chart ready. Wine in fridge. Snacks to hand.
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Graffiti on rubbish bin seen in Nimes last week.
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Perhaps Trump is a ‘monster from the id’ - an inevitable by-product of artificially enhanced intelligence.
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“I am playing and you are not taking it seriously enough!”
A reminder that the best way to establish that you are who you say you are when you join BlueSky is to post a unique picture of your cat. #proofOfCat is the most valid form of ID
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Contraband successfully brought home.
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Staying in cheap roadside hotel in south France. There is a community of semi-feral cats living nearby. When there are no people about, they hang around the pool. The proprietor is very relaxed about it. And I strongly approve.
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Or a range of t-shirts, each with one of the symbols. This might have leapt to mind because coincidentally I am wearing my Nostromo T-shirt today.
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NHS invited me for bowel cancer screening. So this morning I will be shitposting.
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Oh fuck. Please tell me the cat is asleep on the sofa!
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I swear to god I did not cheat here, and you really would not believe who are the second and third latest.
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Ours agrees and, as usual, has left clear evidence of how wet and muddy it is outside.
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We taught a kitten to ring some bells by the mantelpiece in return for treats. Four years later and this ruthless bastard will not let us forget.
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We have now moved the bells. He is still sitting in the mantelpiece giving us evils.
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Breakfast for 56 year old, who is foolishly paying no regard to medical advice.
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I am reminded of Snail by Richard Miller, which read years ago on the basis of a blurb that quoted Burroughs saying ‘this is great’. Picture shows review from Kirkus magazine.
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Reskeet with an animal picture you took that could be an album cover.
Reskeet with an animal picture you took that could be an album cover.
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The role he plays in the film is pretty much himself. Middle class advertising man who joins the wartime fire service. His short story The Wall is great, based on real near death experience as a fireman. Sansom wrote a story, his fellow fireman survivor Len Rosoman painted a picture of the incident.
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Estate agent: ‘the conservatory is a beautiful space suffused with natural light.’ Translation: ‘it serves as a perpetual reminder that you are not mature, responsible or organised enough to own your own house.’
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Made me think of this, from the endnotes to ‘An Iliad’ by Allesandro Baricco. Perhaps sadly too optimistic.
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