Ray: DOCTOR: You have a fatty liver. Do you know what that means? ME: Yes, you're saying it would make a scrumptious foie gras. DOCTOR: No. I mean yes, probably, but that's not the point.

DOCTOR: You have a fatty liver. Do you know what that means? ME: Yes, you're saying it would make a scrumptious foie gras. DOCTOR: No. I mean yes, probably, but that's not the point.

The point is that your liver was already delicious and you don't need to add empty calories for it to be at its most delectable.

*drools* hepatic lipidosis

-expialidocious

😁

Man comes back from the doctor to his wife. WIFE: So, how'd your visit go? HUSBAND: Well, he said my veins were too close together! WIFE: Too close together? What do you mean?? HUSBAND: Yes he said I had very close veins.

If I had a doc answer like that I'd keep him forever

I want the forbidden Ray Pate

Not if I get to it first

Idk man if you're like me, you're 60% liver and can probably share!!!!

Okay, fine. Fair's fair.

I ain’t here to live long I am here to live well

Your liver can regrow even if up to 90% is removed. Really the only thing stopping you from eating your own personal foie gras is an open minded surgeon.

i promise i’m not a chronic reply-er😂 but these posts are amazing

Thanks for taking a look! You're very funny!

Me too. Supposedly it's more common than we think. I wouldn't eat it though. It's probably fattening

Doc, everybody in my Family, dead or alive, has a Fatty Liver.....

Now I can't get pate out of my mind.

Boy your love is all I think about

Oh, I have to save that one for my next doc visit!

😳

@kavehmd.bsky.social

Hannibal lector noises

Used to have a French neighbour When he was a kid, his folks sent him to his gran's farm for summer, where one of his jobs was starting the foie gras process Sheesh

Hatching geese?

More the force feeding of them

We could have pretended

Did he tell you not to drink?

Yummers

Forbidden pate

Touché 😀

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