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@sleek.bsky.social

Redheaded terror. She/they. Fatter and hotter irl. Goth cupcake. Pansexual wife guy. Terfs and swerfs fuck off forever.

I was also Sleek on the other website but I don’t post there anymore.
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Once again I have done it
The pizza oven thingy is on the grill let’s prepare for excellence
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The pizza oven thingy is on the grill let’s prepare for excellence
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🎵I am a man who would fight for your olive I’ll be the gyro you’re dreaming of We’ll live forever knowing together that we did it all for the glory of subs🎵
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a man wanting to show you a video on his phone is the worst thing that can happen to you
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I microwaved gyoza today bc the bag said I could and you know what? Don’t
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I grilled pineapple
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Important hammock update
If you never hear from me again I died falling out the hammock
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If you never hear from me again I died falling out the hammock
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I’m plotting a list of books for camping. Beach reads, but for people who read too much Stephen King in their formative years (me)
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you won’t even hear it for the boy these days, what with all the Woke
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when I die I wanna donate my body to science (america's test kitchen)
when i die i wanna donate my body to science (catapult testers)
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if i unfollow you and immediately refollow it wasn't a mistake i am renewing my vows
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Call me @dillo.media the way I’m losing duels
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the trick to not having it shit leaked is saying "plz don't leak this" before you send anything btw
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Me? I’m overwhelmed
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Did I buy a 10 lb box of blueberries? Maybe
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the rad father, the epic son, and the based holy spirit
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I had to rinse dessert out of my hair so I think that means it’s been a good day.
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I successfully clipped the nails of both cats for the first time please I was so brave
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The cats are doing very well with the random fireworks so far 🤞
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A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating people whose fireworks are upsetting the local dogs.
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Get the coven together and drop a hex today!
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Today would be a great day to curse the elite
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Tell me something good
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Gonna dip a Koegels hot dog in lake Michigan and eat it
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I know we all use the internet differently but like I’m just here to riff with my friends yknow?