Ohhh, so you're going to college are you? Hey, did you hear that, honey? Your son is going to college! Turns out he's too good to work at the dick sucking factory like his old man!
"We cannot accept statements like ‘Israel is an apartheid state’ or ‘Israel is an occupying state.’”
Well losers, more people than ever now know that Israel IS IN FACT an APARTHEID STATE, AN OCCUPYING STATE, AND NOW A GENOCIDER STATE.
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Blondie didn’t have a good enough friend to tell her not to rap on rapture. Drake didn’t have a good enough friend to tell him not to go after kendrick. Value the homie who tells when there’s something in your teeth. Cherish the homie who can discreetly convey that your fly is down.
DRAKE: you think you’re sooooo smart, short guy, but actually you suck and im awesome!!
KENDRICK: this is a song about how there is no hell deep enough for your soul. the cover art is a photo of you handing jeffrey epstein money
My kids: why do you get to limit our screen time when you look at your phone all day?
Me: while I generally support your right to free expression, your current statements are having a chilling effect on our discourse and making me feel unsafe
Kendrick Lamar dropped a six-and-a-half minute diss track on Drake and gave it the same title as the HBO series Drake exec-produces, so now whenever anyone Googled "Euphoria Drake" one of the first things to come up will be Kendrick calling him a pedo-adjacent, code-switching cosplay gangster
IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE
In March 1974, Philip K. Dick had an encounter with a MYSTERIOUS, TRANSCENDENTLY RATIONAL mind
The mind represented itself as the CUMAEAN SIBYL famous in ROME
She proclaimed that the American republic was turning into an EMPIRE, and she was there to see the empire DESTROYED
a man’s fantasy can curdle and become poisonous. observe chairman kaga, as he constructs a cannibal kitchen stadium, defended by chefs of bone instead of iron
God I'm so glad I wasn't born at a time when music sucked. Can you imagine having to exist and none of the songs even fucking slap?? A time with no bangers??