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Ohhh, so you're going to college are you? Hey, did you hear that, honey? Your son is going to college! Turns out he's too good to work at the dick sucking factory like his old man!
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All great art is misunderstood later on
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What if they made an edgier version called Fucko Pops where they smoke with cigarettes and have big dirty ol jugs?
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Unskilled labor is a classist myth. Except for me. I am unskilled
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Sitting. Now that's where I excel
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"We cannot accept statements like ‘Israel is an apartheid state’ or ‘Israel is an occupying state.’” Well losers, more people than ever now know that Israel IS IN FACT an APARTHEID STATE, AN OCCUPYING STATE, AND NOW A GENOCIDER STATE. www.jns.org/knesset-comm...
Knesset committee warned: US campus riots ‘direct threat to Israel’  - JNS.orgwww.jns.org "We cannot accept statements like ‘Israel is an apartheid state’ or ‘Israel is an occupying state.’”
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No further questions, your honor. Oh and suck my dick. Fuck your mother.
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Blondie didn’t have a good enough friend to tell her not to rap on rapture. Drake didn’t have a good enough friend to tell him not to go after kendrick. Value the homie who tells when there’s something in your teeth. Cherish the homie who can discreetly convey that your fly is down.
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Suspicious: I spent six hours sitting on a campus bench and not one student would agree to help me manufacture consent.
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But if I don't have children, who will carry on the family depression?
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"euphoria" is precision engineered, like a Dyson
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DRAKE: you think you’re sooooo smart, short guy, but actually you suck and im awesome!! KENDRICK: this is a song about how there is no hell deep enough for your soul. the cover art is a photo of you handing jeffrey epstein money
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Biblical scholars refer to ages 13-30, the period of Jesus's life missing from the Gospels, as "the fossil record evidence planting years"
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My kids: why do you get to limit our screen time when you look at your phone all day? Me: while I generally support your right to free expression, your current statements are having a chilling effect on our discourse and making me feel unsafe
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Under no circumstances can I recommend instigating beef with Kendrick Lamar
Kendrick Lamar dropped a six-and-a-half minute diss track on Drake and gave it the same title as the HBO series Drake exec-produces, so now whenever anyone Googled "Euphoria Drake" one of the first things to come up will be Kendrick calling him a pedo-adjacent, code-switching cosplay gangster
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It was a dark and Tuesday night...
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IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE In March 1974, Philip K. Dick had an encounter with a MYSTERIOUS, TRANSCENDENTLY RATIONAL mind The mind represented itself as the CUMAEAN SIBYL famous in ROME She proclaimed that the American republic was turning into an EMPIRE, and she was there to see the empire DESTROYED
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a man’s fantasy can curdle and become poisonous. observe chairman kaga, as he constructs a cannibal kitchen stadium, defended by chefs of bone instead of iron
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shes such a lyricist 😻
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God I'm so glad I wasn't born at a time when music sucked. Can you imagine having to exist and none of the songs even fucking slap?? A time with no bangers??
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Okay, I have 20 years to plan how to pull off an incredible heist while everyone's looking at the next eclipse
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I'm a quarter fuccboi on my father's side
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there is a place that still remains it eats the fear, it eats the pain the sweetest price he'll have to pay to ride a rollycoaster, yay :)
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I guess I would best describe myself as yelling
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"I have Schwimmer's ear," David Schwimmer's killer taunts police
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DISCOVER® that this credit card is not accepted anywhere
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🎶DOCtor, DOCtor, gimme the NEWS, I've got a BAD CASE of NEEDING the NEWS!🎶