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I walk The Coward’s Path
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Looking to hollow out my bones. Nothing spooky I just want to be able to fly.
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Finding my coworker attractive is one of the most annoying experiences of my life
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Go into your photo roll and post the first thing that makes you laugh literally out loud
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Just finished 1000xRESIST. That was amazing. Also, what the hell was that
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Ride like the wind by christopher cross is a GREAT song. And if you can’t help but picture rick moranis with a weird little beard when that one part comes on then it’s u and me in this world pal
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Taking a calculated risk by leaving my apartment. I’m at a bar reading a book on my phone. This is me trying to be social 🥴
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(tears streaming silently) great, sounds good
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Something in me has shifted, and I now find Jiminy Glick to be fucking hilarious. It’s killing me.
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Destroying obstacles with deadly blows from my powerful hands
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Equinox sounds like a gym for horses. Sorry
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If someone holds a door open for you say thank you. It’s super easy.
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Farting in work elevators is my middle name. No hyphens.
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If anyone asks I eat the normal amount of nacho cheese doritos
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Ripley (netflix) was one of the most gorgeous shows I’ve ever seen. It’s got me reading the Patricia Highsmith books. But tonight I decided to rent The Talented Mr Ripley and it is a snooooze.
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Your email found me putting a fork in an outlet
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Austin Butler and Jon Heder. Cousins?
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I miss CDs. Having a book of them. You could tell a lot about a person by their music collection
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Finally listening to Elliott Smith. Lapping it up tbqh
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At-home covid remedies: -lots of water -pho -lexapro (20mg) -cigarettes
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I have covid and it’s nowhere near as cool as they say
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I have some sort of flu. It is a bag of bollocks.
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Hot blooded, check it and see, I’ve got a fever and it’s bothering me, come on baby can you give me some meds, I’m hot blooded, hot bloodedd.
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🎶 I need a hero 🎶 (the sandwich)
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The key to getting over a cold quickly is smoking cigarettes. Seems counter intuitive but when has your intuition ever been correct
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