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Is that a wocket in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? (he/him)
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If you want access to free books, please get a library card. In the US, the more people there are with library cards, the more funding libraries have access to. Libraries provide more than books. They are a community resource. As an author and reader, I support libraries! #books #libraries
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you know what, everyone should just take a minute and go watch Casablanca. Have you seen it? It's pretty good. You'll finally get all the references.
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I hope I’m around for the second coming because I’d love to see Jesus beat the shit out of Joel Olsteen
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If you get to your destination before your favorite song ends, it’s like blue balls for your ears.
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People in the next timeline over must be dancing in the streets right now.
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In case someone wants to get to know me, I updated my various charts:
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Now that the Nintendo Direct is officially announced, here are my hopes and predictions: 1. 🦍 🐒 🛢️ 🐊 2. ⚔️ 🛡️ ⛵ 🐺 3. 🦖 🐶 🧙 🧶 4. 👷‍♂️ 🏗️ 🍄 🥉 5. 💪 🧄 💰 🏴‍☠️ 6. 🐻 🐦 🧩 🥈 7. 🦎 🦇 📄 🐝 8. 😇 🏹 🪶 🪞 9. 🐒 🛩️ 🎈 🏁 10. 🐿️ 🍺 💵 💩
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Unironically one of the most fascinating characters in American literature. Up there with Ahab or Judge Holden or whoever.
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I should probably have an opinion on Hunter Biden's conviction, but the truth is, I kinda have a lot of my own stuff going on.
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Eurythmics sounds like a fake band from Code Lyoko.
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I've wanted to paint a Zelda piece for years but I had to wait until I had an idea truly worth doing. (arttag)
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I don't say LGBT, I say BGLT. It's the same thing, but in alphabetical order (sorry, I have CDO).
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Tip for fantasy writers: if you've ever even thought the phrase "magic system," you already fucked up. Throw that boring Excel spreadsheet in the trash and start over. And try putting in a little fucking whimsy this time.
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What has two asses and vocals by Scott Stapp? Turn this post upside-down to find out! pǝǝɹƆ s,uᴉssɐss∀
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Is there a reason the president of Egypt can't just say, "Fuck it, we're building another pyramid?"
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Free lesson for indie game devs: you can make something that looks like an old cartoon and call it "Cuphead-inspired" or you can make a ball-busting Contralike and call it Cuphead-inspired, but if you do both at the same time, what you've made is a knockoff.
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Are pimps called pimps because they dress like the Scarlet Pimpernel? 🤔
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Cartoon cat seeks mouse or bird for chaser/chasee relationship. Let's make beautiful slapstick together.
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