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@socialistboat.dad

I'm the socialist boat dad
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I cannot give a shit about special guest speakers at the DNC while this is happening
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Definitely a boat
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mfw
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this sounds like something a prospector calls you when he's getting really riled up
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these posts showed up next to each other in my feed completely unrelated and that has to be proof of God, right, like, the odds are unfathomably tiny otherwise
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If there's not already a Dashiell Hammett novel about this we gotta dig him up and make him write one
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Don't know the context for this, don't care, just in awe at this guy's capability for making insanely depressing photographs happen all around him
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well that answers literally my only question
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the center of the new rug is a great place to continue being an absolute gremlin
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that's what the sleepytime is for!
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This would fix me
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watched NO SUDDEN MOVE (2021, dir. Steven Soderbergh) a couple nights ago
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The face I just made at these google image results...
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This is how I found out there's a company in Wales selling rally car setup Ford Transit Connect vans. None of you thought to tell me. For shame
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"Alright, hear me out: lunar caves, but extensive" - moon spiders
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The whole book is like this, it's literally laugh-a-minute, great beach read
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Me logging on to see what news today will bring
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New grimmest item in an online estate sale auction just dropped
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this would fix me
I think I will be able to fix all the things that need fixing in my house if I just keep going to the hot springs north of town when my character gets tired to refill my bars
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