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@sometoast.bsky.social

Product designer for streaming TV, music aficionado, tall geek. I own a 1989 Radio Shack plasma ball, but I don’t let it define me. A box of Q-tips on 🥑

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It’s a bird-watching kind of morning #catsofbluesky
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If any single incident caused Biden to lose 20% of independents, the NYT would be running front-page editorials demanding he drop out
absolutely incredible framing. in ten car pile up seven drivers survive
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Whenever Blue Apron meal prep involves jalapeños — or even just green peppers — they want you to institute COVID protocol immediately after.
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HERE’S HOPING YOUR DAY IS THE CATS
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Make a band milder The New Stenographers
make a band milder electric night light orchestra
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I don’t have a problem I can stop at any time
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Facebook coming in hot with a marketing plan: “Hey, have you considered spamming the replies of a popular thread?”
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If my 3D printer could do nothing but generate large original Mac icons, it would still be a good investment
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You’re not instilling a lot of confidence there, Random Collection of Short Extension Cords off Amazon
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brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
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Whenever we find out another SCOTUS Justice is an Election Denier the Oompa Loompas should come out and sing a little judgmental song
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This senior girl resting on my hip for #Caturday
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I’m back of house at Monsters Inc.
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Every time I have to do something in PowerPoint, I’m floored that it became the “standard.” It does give me flashbacks that it’s still 1996, so that’s something.
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This is your cat. This is your cat on drugs. Any questions? #caturday #catsofbluesky
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Garfield had the MAGAts nailed 40 years ago
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I thought *one* of these on the road looked dopey. I was unprepared for four.
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Me, miraculously transported back in time to meet myself watching TV in 1979: “Kid, in the future you’ll be able to watch whatever movie you want whenever you want, BUT you’ll watch this same ABC Sunday Night Movie with commercials embedded and be more interested in them than the show.”
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Old man Shadow and young man Sawyer sharing a blanket #caturday #catsofbluesky
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S3E7 of Resident Alien brought on some actual tears, which I will admit came as a surprise
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Curious how comics pass from an artist’s hand through to the printed page—or a display? I’ve spent years researching, interviewing, and developing *How Comics Were Made: A Visual History from the Drawing Board to the Printed Page*. It’s now live on Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/gle...
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Is there a single refrigerator water dispenser that DOESN’T have to be explained to guests in terms of “Yeah, it’s weird. Here’s how you have to use it.”?
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