Oompa Loompa, doompity dife
We’ll do what we want, we’re appointed for life
Oompa Loompa, doompity dibes,
Those are just gifts, please don’t call them bribes
Oompa Loompa doompity dal,
January 6, my wife stormed the Capitol
I'm all for it as long as, per the source material, the justice is then also escorted out, having been disqualified by the act that drew the attention of the oompa loompas
Oompa
Loompa
Doompity Doo
What do you get
When your court is for shit?
You take their edicts
And they sneer while you sit.
You do what they say
But not what they do.
Oompa loompa
Loompa doompa
Doopity doo
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee,
Another Justice in denial we see.
If you can't accept the election's fate,
Oompa Loompas will set the record straight!
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
If you deny, you'll hear us hah-hah!
Justices should be wise and fair,
Or face the Oompa Loompa's glare!