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Steve Horton

@stevehorton.bsky.social

Comics Writer: NYT bestselling & Eisner-winning BOWIE, NINE LIVES, SATELLITE FALLING, AMALA’S BLADE etc. Working on mysterious, scientific book projects. Rep’d by Gordon Warnock of Fuse Literary. He/Him. https://stevehorton.carrd.co
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Supposedly everyone was over 20
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It would have to be REALLY cringey. Like worse than what John Edwards did.
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If something super embarassing comes out about JD Vance based on him being Extremely Online, and he has to drop out, it will be very funny
Discord leaks tonite???
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I heard "harem" pronounced by Attenborough on a nature documentary and he said "huh-rem" and not "HAY-rim".
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The Whitest Fascists U Know
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gotta love how contemporary publishing is 30000000 beautiful, deeply felt, finely crafted books with 7.5 readers each whose authors are just barely making a living, and like 4 books that financially support the whole apparatus, each of which has comprehensively and unforgivably destroyed society
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A reminder that in order to win in 2024 Trump needs to win EVERY toss up state: FL, GA, NV, & AZ (3 states he lost last time) - as well as wrestle 1 of 5 states from Biden: MI, WI, PA, NH, & VA (3 states that turned against him pre-insurrection and 2 that have NEVER voted for him.) Nearly impossible
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Just got caught up on The Boys and the subplot about private prison magnate Tek Knight secretly being involved in internment camp planning isn’t much of a satire anymore.
That Vance is a direct line to Thiel and Andreessen is truly important. Trump wants their money. Thiel wants to sell billions in Palantir contracts to power Trump’s mass surveillance/ethnic cleansing infrastructure. Pence was the Christian Nationalists’ guy. Vance is reactionary capital’s.
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I see it now! I thought those were flowers.
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My favorite part is when Christian Slater says "Report this to Starfleet?" In the same voice as the pimply teen from The Simpsons and Sulu stares him down and replies, "Are you kidding?!"
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You can’t watch The Bear on streaming unless you say “Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity”
This is like when an ice cream place names their large size, “Yum Yum Gimme Some,” and you have to say it.
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Ooh neat. I’ve always loved the design of that system.
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Have you watched the most recent one?
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Best and hottest character of the whole series.
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His name is a little on the nose isn’t it? We need a screenplay rewrite.
Yes, I know the NY Post and Daily Mail have printed what they claim is the shooter's name, but since these are unsourced claims, I'm going to wait until some other outlets confirm. (The Post and the Mail don't even claim to know anything beyond the name.)
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Fun fact: when I was eleven years old, I met Richard Simmons in the Crystal Court in downtown Minneapolis. He told me a story from his childhood and gave me a kiss on the cheek and told me, "Whatever world you step into, do your best to make it beautiful."
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I got inspired to create an illustration for a Summer drawing challenge by some #kidLit artists on IG (including @elinapisko.bsky.social) The theme was, not surprisingly, "Tea Witch's Retreat." 🧙‍♀️🫖🐸 #kidlitArt #childrensIllustration #bookCover #mgbooks #witch #coverArt #art
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They did a remake like this recently, it wasn’t good
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If this was made today, the oldies would be 2000s music like Seven Nation Army.
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Dr. Ruth “defended abortion rights, suggested older people have sex after a good night’s sleep and was an outspoken advocate of condom use … In the 1980s, she stood up for gay men at the height of the AIDS epidemic and spoke out loudly for the LGBTQ community.” apnews.com/article/ruth...
Dr. Ruth Westheimer, America’s diminutive and pioneering sex therapist, dies at 96apnews.com Dr. Ruth Westheimer, the diminutive sex therapist who became a pop icon, media star and best-selling author through her frank talk about once-taboo bedroom topics, has died.