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@superdonkeypiss.bsky.social

she/her
noise addict
far from the sea, uk
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kyle was right to quit that one time
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can't stop thinking about watching this guy land a carp. fighting with this beautiful creature just enough to overpower it, firmly but gently leading it to the net, carefully preparing the weigh bag, tenderly placing it inside with so much respect and admiration... i didn't know fishing was hot
yesterday I saw a steam engine, a whole lotta ducks, swans with three cygnets including a polish cygnet (they are leucistic so never get grey plumage woaw so cute), a border collie named max who sassed me twice, max's owner tenderly landing a very old carp, and longlegs pretty good
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...oh boy, a single hole in donald trump's right ear
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@scumbelievable.bsky.social gretchen felker-martin's cuckoo is the most profoundly affecting book i've read this year. i've thought about it every day since i read it—it lives in me like a sweet, dark sickness. just burst into tears looking at the faces of these kids so lovingly brought to life
The seven survivors of @scumbelievable.bsky.social 's Cuckoo. Going left to right from the top: Shelby, Mal, Lara, Nadine, John, Jo, and Felix.
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these are wonderful... but nadine, oh my god, it's got me crying just thinking about her. what a fucking powerful, slimy, guts-in-knots book you created!
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yesterday I saw a steam engine, a whole lotta ducks, swans with three cygnets including a polish cygnet (they are leucistic so never get grey plumage woaw so cute), a border collie named max who sassed me twice, max's owner tenderly landing a very old carp, and longlegs pretty good
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buyin one of these to use with my diffuser
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when you think the poop's gonna be huge but then it's small it's like...?? i trusted you
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it's surprising, he hasn't been happy with his own forays into the genre but i swear i've seen him show appreciation for other horror films before now
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i will grab you by the skull and force you to look at our dead, and if you are human you will cry too
all uk trans bitches know is email mp, go to protest, and cry
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all uk trans bitches know is email mp, go to protest, and cry
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conclusion my ass! you're gonna pay for this one reese
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pressing my ear to a buzzing amplifier and noticing there's little difference between the sound coming from it and the words surrounding me, except for the comfort
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when elliott smith sang "i'm in love with the world through the eyes of a girl" he was talking about me transitioning
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there are three personality types that rule our relationships annoying (complimentary) - friend annoying (derogatory) - enemy annoying (BOTH) - lover
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you've gotta stop getting morally outraged online, your neighbours can hear you shaking your head over the tv
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chapman sticks are strictly the realm of perverts. damn, just slapping away at that thing up onstage for all to see. two handed as well? shit dude
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oh wow... gorgeous...she's enver looked better
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love that you chose a pic of dourif as luther boggs. gotta be the finest dramatic performance from a guest star across the entire series
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when i was little i started calling it a "mouse feast". it can be anything, but there has to be cheese obv, and these days i like to include a little treat i call "blood on a log" (celery, peanut butter, sriracha)
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lmao, "UN-didactic"? as in, the opposite of teaching? like actively making you dumber? the irony is so fucking delicious
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writing "NO TORIES NO TRANSPHOBES ⚧" in huge letters on my ballot was more cathartic than i thought it would be time to go hang out with some queers and forget about this shit for a night
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constantly thinking about the tweet where someone talks about a woman they knew who described him as the best fuck of her life
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hmm how best to spoil my ballot tomorrow
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unfortunately last I checked warren ellis the violist was liking and reposting terf shit on twitter
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cishet luthier talking about gibson during the 60s–80s: it's all transition all the time my gay ass: he's so fucking real for this