supermoonie

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Exceptionally bad at the “friend hug”

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Have you ever eaten too much granola? What a terrible feeling

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My grandma refuses to say butthead. She’s always talking about ‘beavis and his friend’

Announcement: I am no longer impressed by waterfalls

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hey mr tambourine man could you knock it off please

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Legally you have to tell me if that’s a jape

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I hate companies !

To the tune of “Panama” by Van Halen: Adderall! Add er ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah all

“Spike it!” I say as I add a banana to my cereal

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CHOPPED LIVER: (having an existential crisis) what am i

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We all carry around magical objects in our pocket that contain all of the world’s grief, maybe that’s not such a great idea

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speaking of student-led protests, happy gwangju uprising day, everybody ❤️

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if someone says "TMI" that means "That's Mildly Interesting" they're looking for you to add more detail

You’re cool shade on a warm day

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the winner of the triathlon is whoever tried the hardest. that's why they call it that

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i've got a type A personality. type A lot on da copuder

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DOCTOR: as we feared, you have Day 4 Coachella

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this is just the tits of the iceberg

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today is like the super bowl for deeply unfunny people

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lot of people will claim otherwise but nobody was saying d'oh before homer made it cool

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You give me work to do..on the day of my head ache

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Before I bring your pizza, describe in 8 words what makes you a meat lover

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Biden airdropping food into Gaza like a gift from Panem

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Keeping my good gut bacteria alive is too much responsibility.

The good news is I learned the Spanish way to say “lactose free”

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dinner dinner 2 dinn3r

[b52s] meat snack, baby meat snack

Putting a banana in my cereal and calling it Spiked

Nothing more boring than a man talking about himself

I love the idea of a sweater